My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them. Unknown"jukebox hero"
- 15 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." I said, "I am." Unknown"jukebox hero"
- 16 years ago
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. Unknown"jukebox hero"
- 16 years ago
I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right. Unknown"jukebox hero"
- 16 years, 3 months, 13 days ago