Greetings stranger, and welcome to the Shop of Shadows. You aren't here, I'm not real and this shop never existed. You never bought your ninja supplies from me. Perfect for all your sneaking needs, or for arming and supplying your ninja army (that has never been seen)
Feel free to ask for anything you don't see, as we don't have it in stock under the counter that isn't in the back room (wink wink)