Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Unknown "Special K" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Unknown "Special K" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
Unknown "Special K" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

Unknown "Special K" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

children do not need fairy tales to tell them that fire breathing dragons exist, they already know that they do. Children need fairy tales to tell them that dragons can be killed.
Unknown "Special K" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago