Ok. Yesterday I had a spare with my two best friends and we decided to go for a walk. We were having cigars, cuz I was having a bad week, so we went down to the beach. Well, by the time we got there, there were so many birds. Amongst them were all these swans. Swans are beautiful beasts, but also massive. They kept coming up to us as if we had food. It was really scary, but also amazing at the same time! So we decided that we wanted to feed them and ran back to the local store (dashing through ice puddles and getting stuck in snow banks!) and bought a loaf of bread.
We eat a far amount of it on the way back, cuz it was good bread!
But boy were these swans aggressive, they just kept getting closer and closer, and one even tried to rip the bread out of my friend’s hands! It was nutters!
It was good fun, and we have decided that mutant, baby swans will kill all of Cobourg!

Unknown "Candy" Wild - 16 years, 11 months, 22 days ago

I did a read-a-thon on Friday for my school. We read from 11 am to 11 pm... Well, we really didn't, people where way to hyper. They fed us snickers and apple juice.
It was nearly 12 by the time my mom came and got me, so we decided to go see my friend, Cree, who was working at the store across the road. We ended up meeting with a few other friend and we went to Tim Horton’s shortly after midnight.
After we had all received a good dose of caffeine, we start talking about a sex shop that a few friends and I went to over the weekend (yes, my mom was sitting at the table when we where discussing this). Cree decided to pull out her stash of condom that she had bought and we decided to taste a few... Right in the middle of Tim Horton’s with other customers there! My mom didn't know whether to freak out of laugh herself to death!
We ended up trying to see how far they would stretch until they broke and where pulling them up to our elbow! Boy, it was the funniest thing I think I have ever done in a public building!
I wonder what the manager will say when they watch the security tapes?

Unknown "Candy" Wild - 17 years, 11 days ago