From the Tales of Linda Lee Evans...
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? Some grit from a sandpit. (My car is 4 inches long and crimson, with a broken windscreen.)
2. When was the last time you threw up? 12 years ago, after taking a morning after pill. Lord, how I puked. The heaving and gargling was pretty dramatic to listen to, as well.
3. What’s your favorite curse word? Fuckshittitwankbollocks.
4. Name three people who made you smile today. Stefan. Some woman in a car. A landlady.
5. What were you doing at 8am this morning? Dreaming about life on the road.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Watching a DVD documentary about Tanzanian fishing communities.
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Dreaming about fish, having intended to dream about sex.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club? No.
9. What’s the last thing you said aloud? "Meow? ...Meow? Meow."
10. What is the best ice cream flavor? Haagen Daas Strawberry.
11. What is the last thing you had to drink? Peach nectar.
12. What are you wearing right now? A bathrobe.
13. What was the last thing you ate? Toast.
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No, but I have inherited a lot of Malaysian students' underwear. (Long story.)
15. When was the last time you ran? 3 weeks ago: trotted ahead of some walkers to photograph them.
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? Cat herding.
17. Who’s the last person you e-mailed? Stirling University Accommodation Dept.
18. Ever go camping? Many times.
19. Do you have a tan? No.
20. Do you drink your soda from a straw? If it happens to have one in it.
21. Are you someone’s best friend? Apparently I'm a few people's best friend. Just as well they're sharing types.
22. What are you doing tomorrow? Viewing flats and bedsits.
23. Where is your mom right now? South Wales.
24. Look to your left. What do you see? A cat scratching a post.
25. What colour is your watch? Silver, on a neck chain. I've had it for 12 or 13 years and it has never worked.
26.What comes to mind when you think of Australia? The shape of it on a map, with a dot for Canberra.
27. Would you consider plastic surgery? Sure, if my face was smashed up.
28. What is your birthstone? Opal or amethyst. Seems to vary depending on where you look.
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? Depends whom I'm with.
30. How many kids do you want? None: I want ferrets.
31. Do you have a dog? No, but have lived with them.
32. Last person you talked to on the phone. A prospective landlady.
33. Have you met anyone famous? Quite a few, mostly famous in their fields.
34. Any plans today? View houses and do some weeding. Avoid impulse-buying pets.
35. Ever go to college? Yes, F.E. and H.E.
36. Where are you right now? On a sofa in Scotland.
37. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Never enough sex.
38. Last song listened to? Bike, by Pink Floyd.
39. Are you allergic to anything? Most things.
40. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Dr Marten boots.
41. Are you jealous of anyone? Occasionally.
42. Who is your favorite actor/actress? Johnny Depp.
43. What time is it? 1am
44. Do any of your friends have children? Yes, most of them.
45. Do you eat healthy?
'Healthily'. It's
'Healthily'. Sheesh... And yes, but not obsessively so.
46. What do you usually do during the day? Every day is my day off.
47. How old will you be on your next birthday? 36.
48. Have you ever been to Europe? Barely ever left it.
49. Name one thing you’d still like to do. Meet Ombledroom.
50. Favorite colour? Turquoise, maybe. Depends on my mood.
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