I love the way Kate Rusby pronounces the name "Donald Duck"
Andy Trusting - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

Hello. Andy here, just popping in to leave a nice note to myself and everyone who comes by and visits my profile.

I'm very happily owned by Erin. I would like to remain that way. Feel free to pet, comment, and leave me messages, I like it. But please don't buy me.

Andy, when you read this, hang your washing out to dry. Or it'll start to smell.

Andy Trusting - 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

This morning, as I was taking a shower, I had an epiphany. The world made sense in my semi awake state, although I think I was kinda daydreaming.

Careers are very much like a department store stairwell. You set out knowing exactly what you want, and you're pretty certain how to get there. So you make your way up the steps to the desired floor, which takes aaaaaggges... but when you get there you find out that it's not quite what you were looking for. Its still passibly interesting so you decide to browse around for a bit, until you realise you're ultimately just wasting time.

So you go down a few floors to try to get a new idea where that elusive 'thing' you went for actually is hiding. You slowly make your way up the floors again, one by one, searching. By the time you get most of the way to the top you've forgotten why you went in there in the first place, and quite fancy something from that other department store across the road.

Sound familiar?
Andy Trusting - 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago

I'm thourougly disappointed. I was recently bought by a random stranger for a fair sum... only to be sold back to the shop moments later! Why would someone do this!!? Bloody rude I do tell thee!
Andy Trusting - 16 years, 11 months, 10 days ago

There once was a poet from Japan,
Whose poems ne'er would scan,
When asked why this was,
He'd say: "'Tis becasue,
I always try to fit as many words in to the last line as I possibly can."
Andy Trusting - 16 years, 11 months, 14 days ago