Can somebody please give me proof there is intelligent life online? It's hard to even consider the idea with some of the messages I get about being bisexual from men. Really, does the thinking of "Taco or hot dog! Have to pick! HA, HA, HA!" prevail that much over most straight men? And when the hell did that become an appropriate conversation starter? Yes, as my profile states, I like to debate. But I will not put up with rudeness directed at myself. Period. Guys, these are examples of what not to say to me!

=====arnold_guy wrote=====
since you like debate and talking of sexuality...you have listed yourself as bi. you have a fiance. that makes you straight.

I like to participate in debate, not complete dumbassery when it comes to my sexual orientation. Seriously, when you question who I am, is that supposed to make me want to talk to you? Social skills: YOU HAVE NONE. BLOCKED.

=====cheripoppindadi wrote=====
Love this site, but the % they give in different catagories is almost always way off, but people don't even remember what they answered on the questions. That "kinda" throws it off. I'm totally friggin pleased that you picked a side and chose a man to be with. Booyaa. I am curious to see if I can be friends with a woman that will not want me to shatter every fantasy in the bedroom. You seem to have a lot of deliniators that make it easier for us. You are in love with someone, you are the dom and not the sub, you LIKE CATS, you're young enough to consider me a fossil, but still you are a very tempting beauty. So it is not as simple as being buddies with someone you have no attraction to. The distance is another crutch we can depend on also.
Joe
PS - Couldn't find your name in there, Miss gorgeous red-head.

"I am curious to see if I can be friends with a woman that will not want me to shatter every fantasy in the bedroom."

Get over yourself. Not everybody wants you. I sure as hell don't.

"you are the dom and not the sub"

All the more reason why I wouldn't put up with your silly chauvinist bullshit!

"I'm totally friggin pleased that you picked a side and chose a man to be with. Booyaa."

If that were the real case, I would of been listed as "straight", dumbass. Seriously, is that even complimentary? Now I'm going to try to find a woman to screw in front of boyfriend.


So in closing, use basic social skills when messaging me! The fact that you disagree or can't believe my sexual orientation gives you no excuse to be a complete douche bag, and think it's completely appropriate for friendly conversation!

Unknown "Meowgasmic " Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 9 days ago

Eric Schwartz
Clinton Got A Blowjob

George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction
Clinton got a blowjob
Even if it was the deception and not the suction
Clinton got a blowjob

What's worse...starting a war
Or keeping your Cohibas in a human humidor.
Who got impeached? And what for?
Oh right...Clinton got a blowjob

George Bush vacationed while New Orleans drowned
Clinton got a blowjob.
Sat in a classroom with the towers falling down
Clinton got a blowjob

He fucked up F.E.M.A
Which fucked up Katrina
Not to mention the Conventions of Geneva
With twenty-four civilians murdered in Haditha
Clinton got a blowjob

How can a man without a brain
Cause a nation so much pain
Cause a world to feel such hate
For these so-called United States
And how could the congress help but act
In the face of every fact I have presented here
The comparison couldn't be more clear

Bush authorized leaks of classified information
Clinton Got A Blowjob
To make the case for attacking sovereign nation
Clinton Got A Blowjob

Guantanamo, Downing Street, electro-shock on Iraqi feet
Makes that blue dress seem so sweet
Clinton got a blowjob?

Bush funds sex ed that says that condoms don't work.
Clinton got a blowjob.
If they didn't, both your daughters
would be pregnant, you jerk
Clinton got a blowjob.

Bush lied about his bust for driving drunk
Clinton's biggest crime was having spunk
And for choosing a statue less than statuesque
And setting her on display under the oval office desk

Stem-Cell Research, Abstinence, Global
Warming, Missile Defense,
Goin' AWOL from the National Guard, find some
some more, it' not that hard.
Jack Abramoff, Valerie Plame, Al
Qaeda's links to Saddam Hussein
Abu Ghraib, Kenneth Lay, our record deficit today
You Wiretapping Info-Leaking-Waterboarding-Power-hoarding
Rights-destroying Christ-Deploying
Load of Scat in a Stetson Hat

I'll do my part, I'll play the pawn
If that what it takes to get you gone
I'm my Knees, Dubya, BRING IT ON.
Here's your fucking Blowjob
Unknown "Meowgasmic " Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 15 days ago

Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis
2004 Eric Schwartz


Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

Well I'm frickin' sick and tired
Of turning on the news
And seeing the religious right's
Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children
Who to love and how
Education and protection
If we're just practicing for now
So dubya look obey a book
If that's what works for you
But I don't tell you how to pray
So don't tell me how to screw

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

So you’re screaming bloody murder
'Bout the taliban regime
For subjugating women
And being too extreme
And basing legislation
On some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here's a mirror, have a look

And as for the ten commandments
They need one more at least
Thou shall never cover up
The acts of pervert priests
How'd they let that happen
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway it adds
Another layer to the chorus

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

So you'll execute a person
And protect a single cell
But mercy-kill the terminally ill
And you're goin' straight to hell
I don't know much about
The word of God
Far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain't
Hypochristianity

I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
We're all looking for an answer
Some colossal cosmic cause
But who the fuck are you
To turn your views into my laws?
It's just believers in the bible
That would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics?
I could count’em on one hand
And as for killing babies
I have but one retort
If someone raped your daughter George
You'd beg her to abort

And if some young girl from your church
Shows up with child or some infection
‘Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
It was to use protection
One day you'll face the pearly gates
And whatchu gonna say
When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
Sends your ass the other way sayin’

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
I've had it up to here
With all the biblibile you spew
Keep your Jesus off my penis
(at least that's what I would do)
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
That's if' you want me to
Unknown "Meowgasmic " Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 15 days ago

“When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, they’re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values." Bill Maher
Unknown "Meowgasmic " Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 15 days ago

"I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny. Which is a problem when I'm walking down the street."
Angelina Jolie
Unknown "Meowgasmic " Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 15 days ago