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Phil Landsberg
"מענטש‎"



Name:
Phil Landsberg, 44/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:06 PM
Join date:17 years, 3 months, 17 days ago
Location: United States

About me:
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): That came out of WHERE??
Herds: Mishpacha - The Family, The Fiddler's Roof, Tiny Dancer's Dancing Thumbs

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Phil's tales
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Phil Landsberg
KERMIT HAD A POINT!
Just why ARE there so many songs about rainbows? And what is on the other side?? Just a thought......
Phil Landsberg "מענטש‎" Ferocious - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago
Phil Landsberg
If any of you are easily offended, stop reading here. SERIOUSLY.

I posted this as an outlet, as it was one of the many things bouncing around in my head. I was goofing with my bro, and simply came up with it.

I make no apologies to those who kept reading, and will now want to go, "Phil, how could you say that?!"

Simple - I typed it. Try it. Your fingers can make words too! And now, without further ado:
-=-==-=-=-=-=-
When the whore makes u sick from a-sucking your dick, that's STD;
When the girl makes you itch, damn that crabby old bitch! That's STD;
When your balls, they get scabs, cuz the slut gave you crabs, that's STD;
Pus-y Warts, in your shorts, thanks to germy cohorts, THAT'S STD!!!!!
Phil Landsberg "מענטש‎" Ferocious - 16 years, 3 months, 23 days ago
Phil Landsberg
hed be able to help a friend in need
Phil Landsberg "מענטש‎" Ferocious - 16 years, 4 months, 5 days ago
Phil Landsberg
he posted tales, in the hopes that they would get those thumbs, so
Phil Landsberg "מענטש‎" Ferocious - 16 years, 4 months, 5 days ago
Phil Landsberg
Once upon a time, there was a Phil in need pf thumbs
Phil Landsberg "מענטש‎" Ferocious - 16 years, 4 months, 5 days ago
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Tevye

The Way Home You have been given The Way Home.
Crafted by Barb
Tevye "חולם" Purring - 15 years, 1 month, 16 days ago
Tevye
Tevye "חולם" Purring - 15 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
Tevye

Pesach Sameah! You have been given Pesach Sameah!.
Crafted by Unknown
Tevye "חולם" Purring - 15 years, 7 months, 25 days ago
Heidi Shoshana
Hi phil. I'm leaving HP. If you want points please make an auction.
Heidi Shoshana Ani l'dodi v'dodi li - 15 years, 8 months, 23 days ago
Tevye
Are you ever going back into your herd?
Tevye "חולם" Purring - 15 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
Katie
PHIL!
Thanks for shopping. :)
Katie "NFS" Loyal - 15 years, 9 months, 26 days ago
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Phils Phun House

Phil's House of whatever.

I'll randomly put fun things here. the obvious wastes are to build points. Sometimes, we need to do that.

But, there ARE things here for you, too!!!

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