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Brian B
"my LA bt"



Name:
Brian B, 40/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:11:08 AM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 7 days ago
Location: Los Angeles, CA United States

"Never mild, always wild."
About me:
I am but a man walking the road of life and seeking out whatever adventures come my way. I am complex and simple. I am daring and reserved. I am a lover and fighter. I am master and slave. I am everything and nothing. I am pride and shame. I am watcher and watched. I am here and gone. I am complex, but I am simple.
About you:
Truth be told I like to meet most people. Of course I love my sexy women. Confident, shy, vibrant, or reserved. For you, just be real with me and we'll go from there... but it doesn't hurt to be a flirt. ;)
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): The Shy Abusa, The Shy Abusa Den
Herds: MASTER / MISTRESS / slave / sub, BLACK TOWER: HOT & COOL LIKE ME, Thumbs n Humour, Easy thumbs for Shaz, Ya Heard...., Sore Thumbs, THUMBS R FREE JR., ©ӐԼԼ ƬĦĘ ƁĘĄƱŦƗƑƱԼ ŞƗŊŊĘƦŞ™, UNDER CONSTRUCTION, Mylou's herd, Vintage Faery's 20/5 Herd, Thumbers Den
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Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there a t his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 13 years, 5 months ago
Brian B
What is it about feeling sexy or knowing someone else finds you sexy that has so much appeal?
Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 14 years, 2 months, 20 days ago
Brian B
I'm thinking of making a passionate/sexy/sex/steamy hot playlist. If you have any suggestions, please let me know.
I'm probably going to take a few from my existing playlist (in my store) and work from there. If you think any of these don't fit the vibe let me know and if you've never heard any of them the playlist is only a small scroll away. ;)

So far I've decided to keep:
3: Puscifer - Rev. 22:20
6: Justin Timerberlake - Chop Me Up
34: Ginuwine - Pony
89: NIN - Closer
98: Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana
99: Lil' Jon ft Usher and Ludacris - Lovers and Friends
120: Az Yet - Last Night
124: 504 Boys - I Can Tell
135: N.E.R.D. - Lap Dance
139: Lil' Kim - How Many Licks
140: Ludacris - Splash Waterfalls
170: 50 Cent - Ayo Technology
171: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend

Bonus: Foo Fighter - Darling Nikki (Prince cover)
Marilyn Mason - Sweet Dreams

There were a few sexually humorous songs that I'm debating as well:

19: Chris Rock - No Sex
48: rodney Carrington - Dear Penis
49: Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch (the mammal song)
94: Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls
137: TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex than Me
184: Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 14 years, 9 months, 17 days ago
Brian B
Well, I'm back... let's see how well I do this time
Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 14 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
Brian B
So I don't know if anyone noticed my absence from HP for a few weeks or not, but I had somethings happen family wise n so I was indisposed. I hope you all didn't miss me too much, but I'll try to make up for it by being on lots more next week.
Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 15 years, 1 month, 21 days ago
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grace andrew

by grace

Dearest one, My name is grace,

I am very happy to view your profile here today,

as I'm interested in knowing you.

reply me through my private email address at

( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )

so that i can write you and send you my picture. Yours truly grace

write direct to my email ok

dont write at the site ok
kl
grace andrew "Grace'n'Glory" - 10 years, 7 months ago
Little Miss Nobody
Hello bad boy
Have a very busy Christmas! You have been given Have a very busy Christmas!.
Crafted by Robert Mijatovic
Little Miss Nobody "Mrs Fox " Loving - 12 years, 11 months, 10 days ago
Little Miss Nobody
Glad to see you're still being bad x
You've Been a Bad Boy! You have been given You've Been a Bad Boy!.
Crafted by Mairead
Little Miss Nobody "Mrs Fox " Loving - 13 years, 5 months ago
Little Miss Nobody
and where have you been young man?
The naughty chair You have been given The naughty chair.
Crafted by Mr Fox
Little Miss Nobody "Mrs Fox " Loving - 13 years, 6 months, 11 days ago
Little Miss Nobody

I look forward to next time You have been given I look forward to next time.
Crafted by M J
Little Miss Nobody "Mrs Fox " Loving - 13 years, 8 months, 14 days ago
Gry Spratt

Joy and happiness... You have been given Joy and happiness... .
Crafted by Pearl
Gry Spratt "Gry" Uncertain - 13 years, 8 months, 16 days ago
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