If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.
~John Louis von Neumann

Haha... I'm being showered with exams and assignments by all my professors. Let's pick this up at some time in the future!

Firstly, I'd like to say bravo to whoever was having that conversation for taking the first step to fighting obesity, avoiding fattening water!

I know what you mean. I was on a bus once listening to someone describe how she sometimes likes to act on impulse and at other times she likes to do things without thinking. I thought she misspoke at first but she spent 30 MINUTES talking her wild personalities in the loudest possible fashion. I've never been so glad to see someone leave than at that point.

Makes you wonder if humans are still being selected for intelligence or if evolution has utterly failed us.

In lighter vein, it my friends and I have figured out that the way to save the economy is to borrow from Batman. What's great about this though is that it started from someone's concern of the rampancy of polar bears killing penguins.

Yah, it is hard to accept the truth about Santa. But once you do know about it you kind of wonder why you never saw it all along. I mean, why do you think he is jolly all the time? The only other way he could have a achieved such a state is to pump up on prozac or have a joint lit up in his lungs. Plus, I think he was the mastermind behind the bootlegging during prohibition. Think about it. After Henry Ford's production line, making toys would take an incredibly short amount of time. What do you think he was doing in his free time? He needs to cover cost after all so who could blame him?

I actually wish I knew more people who ruled the Earth (that would be so awesome!). However, I think by mathematical logic it either have to be a contradiction or an oligopoly of power (which isn't nearly as cool).

Not many people I know have an appreciation of idle banter. Sigh. Such a shame that the magnificent art of banter has started to become obsolete.

Forgive my extensive diatribe of Santa.

Christmas in the Jurassic Era and the question you ask is isn't Santa in the North Pole. I wish I knew more people like you.

No. They went to the South Pole because nobody likes celebrating with Santa and his drunk elves. Didn't you see that Mad TV expose of Santa's gambling den?
I actually meant to say exclamation point.