Today I got a letter in the mail. It was in a normal envelope with a little name sticker for me. I opened it and to my surprise it was an invitation to be in a beauty pagent. I kind of looked at it shocked for a little while not really knowing what to do with it. So after a while I read it. It was telling me that they were interested for me to participate in the pagent. To me I find this extremely funny/interesting because:
A- this never happens
B- I am the polar oppisite of a pagent girl
Me...A pagent girl? No offense to anyone who has participated in one, but those girls are a little psychotic and usually have egos the size of France. All my friends were telling me that I should go and do it and see what happens, but I don't think I will be attending.
That just gave me a good laugh :)
Unknown "Sex Kitten" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 13 days ago

When I was in 6th grade I was in the spring musical for my school, which was a mix of elementry, middle, and high school kids. I have a tendancy of embarrasing myself in front of people by the way. Anyways so we were up on the stage proforming and it just so happened my zipper was down and everyone noticed. If that wasn't bad enough, they got a picture of me and my unzipped zipper in the year book. And yes I have that yearbook and I laugh everytime I see that picture :)

Life=Amazingness
Unknown "Sex Kitten" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 20 days ago

One day when I was sparing in a kickboxing class I was paired up with a man who was about 300 pounds....who ended up crushing me.
Pain was the only thing I could think about for the next week.
Unknown "Sex Kitten" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 20 days ago

My siblings when I was younger would scare the shit out of me just for laughs. One time one of my sisters and I decided to get some revenge on our oldest sister. (take in mind I was 7 at the time). So my sister put lipstick all over my face to make it look like I had blood on my face. What we didn't know was that my oldest sister was in the other room doing the same thing because she had over heard our plan. We went into her room and she was laying face down on her bed. We poked her and giggled but she didn't move. We did it again and she didn't move. Then finally she lifted her head screamed a death scream and her face was so done up with scary make-up. I started crying I was so scared lol.
Unknown "Sex Kitten" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 21 days ago