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Thirsty
"Naughty Pet"
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JD Griff, 45/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 5:50 AM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 2 months, 16 days ago |
| Location: | West Jordan, UT United States
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| "Revolution " |
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About me:
I am a non conforming hater of the establishment,
I don't do bosses, I have been independant for
the last two years and will never go back to corporate
america, I don't like being told what and how to do
something, I think for myself and make a judgment
call on all situations.. Sometimes I am wrong but that
only leaves me responsible for me, I Like that. I will
be retired by 40 with enough time and money to do
anything I want.. Please check out my herd and thumb
my tales, Wanna know something else just ask me I am
an open book.
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About you:
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| Looking for: | Friendship |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds (lead): | "I HERD" you two | | Herds: | Nerds are Sexy, THE AMERICAN (U.S.) HERD, ☆___Ninjas Unite___☆, GAMERS, Postcard collector's club!, "I HERD you!!", ~* THE NAUGHTY ROOM *~, The 150 $5/25$ Swarming Club, THUMBS R FREE JR., ~OFFICIAL XBOX 360 GAMERS HERD~, .., ©ӐԼԼ ƬĦĘ ƁĘĄƱŦƗƑƱԼ ŞƗŊŊĘƦŞ™ | | |
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JD's tales
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again."Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
JD Griff "Naughty Pet" Thirsty
- 15 years, 9 months ago
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Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
JD Griff "Naughty Pet" Thirsty
- 15 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible
JD Griff "Naughty Pet" Thirsty
- 15 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...
JD Griff "Naughty Pet" Thirsty
- 15 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
JD Griff "Naughty Pet" Thirsty
- 15 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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