as i said,before we knew it we had about 500 reptiles of every kind,pythons.copperheads,crocodiles and geckos and we bred them all(well not the crocodile but our caimens bred frequently)
WE were young and right into it so we lived in the middle of it all,sleeping on matresses on the floor with a cobra cage on each side of my head.
The one on the right was an * foot long spitting cobra ,jet black with bright red bands across its chest and down it,s belly(nigracolis) and on the other side was a 5 and a half foot ,meaner than; well a snake as they say, Egyptian Cobra.
We had a seven foot water moniter(lizard) that had run of the house but being young and not very careful, alot of things had' run of the house' at times,usually when you least expected it.........
more later
Unknown Loyal - 16 years, 6 months, 25 days ago

When I was like 18, I moved into a farmhouse my friend's parents owned.
An older couple than us were supposed to move in upstairs,but before they did, they split up-so,the lady and her two children moved in and her husband got his own place.I Digress but i need to tell you they just lost there house to the bank and he lost his job of 15 yrs or so, went broke and as i said,split up.
My friend,and myself already started collecting various reptiles and now ,with the space a farmhouse afforded us-blew our collection up to about 500 animals in no time.
I will write more later- the two subjects intertwine into a tale of fun, kayoss and murder
All true
Unknown Loyal - 16 years, 6 months, 26 days ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n4iqocDXr4
you GOTTA see this-till i get the video on my page,copy and paste the link
Unknown Loyal - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

There are a lot of excuses men use for having a small penis or not being able to get an erection during sex. “I’ve been under a lot of stress,” “It doesn’t get full size when the air is dry,” “I thought I heard your parents come home. I know they’re on vacation, but I thought I did and once I think that, you know, that’s it.” But I have NEVER, EVER, heard an excuse like this: Reuters reports:

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

I love being a dude, but holy shit we will stop at no lengths to find a reason for our penises being subpar. Imagine having this conversation while failing to impress a girl the first time she sees your penis:

MAN: No, seriously, my penis used to be HUGE, but then I cut off this guy in traffic, and well, wouldn’t you know it, he turned out to be a sorcerer that steals penises.

WOMAN: But your penis is there, it’s just really small.

MAN: Well, by stealing I meant “make smaller.”

WOMAN: What about the fact that you can’t get an erection?

MAN: Penis Sorcerer. Also I think he had something to do with my apartment bathroom being really gross.


Unknown Loyal - 16 years, 7 months, 6 days ago

Two or three weeks later ,another young punk actually stabbed the other doorman from behind through the kidney w/a bowie knife!
I guess he was asked to leave, put up a fuss(as all drunken young guys do) and was ejected.
So he came back in ,walked up behind my friend and stabbed him.
Well, he was flown to Hamilton hospital and eventually lost his kidney.
Ironically,the guy who stabbed him got in a car wreck that same night as a passenger. He ended up in the same room as the doorman he stabbed.
The doorman lost his kidney but the guy who stabbed him lost his life >can you say: K-A-R-M-A
Unknown Loyal - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago