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mal owns this human at 331765 points.
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Name:
mal , 58/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:1:10 AM
Join date:9 years, 7 months, 11 days ago
Location: Gin Gin , Queensland Australia

"dont buy me. i wont be around much."
About me:
getting off here and facebook . enjoy..
About you:
people who like to laugh and joke. who love life and who like to chat about all sorts of stuff. who can laugh at themselves as well as and or with others. who can be cheaky and saucy and flirty as well as being friendly as thats the main aim of being here isnt it.. friendships.. if you dont like talking to others and just want to sit in the background then im probably not the person for you as i like to talk and be talked to. who doesnt mind the thought of using msn or skype to talk. who isnt afraid of being seen with the wrong crowd. who loves running in the rain and jumping in all the puddles. thats the type of people i like and if thats you then your welcome to come talk to me anytime im online or leave me a message.. ill answer asap... fun quiz for myspace profile and blog

Lets101 Quizzes - fun Myspace quiz

Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Gangbusters, 71
Herds: Livin in the Land Down Under, MASTER / MISTRESS / slave / sub, Maria's thumbs ❤, ©ӐԼԼ ƬĦĘ ƁĘĄƱŦƗƑƱԼ ŞƗŊŊĘƦŞ™, My Spam :-)), UNDER CONSTRUCTION, Kim's Play Place, Special Pets, The Jungle Room, Merlin's Call, ♪♪ Come ride with me ♪♪, ♪ Music, Great For Tha Soul ♪, Smiles for Annie 50/5, Mal Glenn ~ Appreciation Club ~, Crystal's Herd, Stories From My Past, Fantazia, very naughty and filthy, Chat away, AUSSIES OF HP, Darine's Thumbs, Kelly's Crew, The Pub
Strengthened
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Reeny
"happiness "
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mal
mal
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mal
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Tickle me
3) Scream
4) Push me out the bed
5) Arouse me
6) Climb on top of me
7) Cuddle me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the poilce

tell me in a message cos its a secret!
Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back...
mal "lol" playfull - 6 years, 2 months, 9 days ago
mal
Every 24 hours, come here for a random treasure! You got 1000 points!

mal "lol" playfull - 7 years, 2 months, 23 days ago
mal
Did I Read That Sign Right?

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)


mal "lol" playfull - 8 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
mal
Warning...

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is when you stop for a red light a young, pretty nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield.

While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this!

They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday.

I wasn't able to find them on Sunday...


mal "lol" playfull - 8 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
mal
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.

One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Yes," said her friend, "My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"

"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go!"
mal "lol" playfull - 8 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
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