Lord before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't take weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when asked "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin', in the hall, the loo, the garden, and kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempts to shag my best friend.
Unknown "Amazing C-Cat !" Frisky
- 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago