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"FLU UPDATE "



What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment

Now aren't you sorry that I have your e-mail address..?








Harold "Halo" Ferocious - 14 years, 9 months, 11 days ago
Harold
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.
Harold "Halo" Ferocious - 14 years, 9 months, 11 days ago
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hi there ;) You have been given hi there ;).
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hey baby, lets chat You have been given hey baby, lets chat.
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Ragini "Drottning" Uncontested Queen of HP - 14 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
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here to make u smile You have been given here to make u smile.
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mee - 14 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
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