Once there was a boy who loved nuts. All kinds. Peanuts, cashew, almonds, pistachio, roasted, and best of all, salted. Well one day the boy ran out of nuts, so he rushed to the super market. Now, being a nut pro and all, he went straight to isle 2. Home of the nuts. To his surprise, there weren't any. He asked the store clerk if they moved isle. The clerk just simply replied with a no. The boy just couldn't understand. So he asked "are the shipments in the back, do you need help putting them up front?" The store clerk just chuckled and said "boy my damn nuts are already in the front" The boy was really confused by now. "But, you, isle 2? You're kidding right?" that's all the boy managed to say. "Boy, do I need to show you?" said the clerk. "Well, yes, if you don't mind" the boy replied. "Shucks, of course I don't mind" again spoke the store clerk. So he pulled down his pants and boxers. There were the nicest, biggest salty balls the boy had ever seen. "I shouldn't look" said the boy. "Why not? Don't you like nuts?" said the clerk. "Yes, but that is hardly what I meant" said the boy. "It's okay, give 'em a lick, I promise you will like them" chuckled the clerk. So, the boy got on his knees and stared at the big nuts. He leaned forward and gave them a lick. "These aren't salty" complained the boy. "No not yet" smiled the clerk. Then the clerk pulled at his meat and blew a load all over the place. "Give 'em a try now boy" The boy once more leaned in and licked the big nuts. "MMMM, wow, these are good!!" The boy and clerk were both very pleased. "Now, are you satisfied?" asked the clerk. "Oh yes oh yes!! Can I come back for more?" said the boy. "Why of course, even after closing time" replied the clerk.
-Story made by Monyca Juarez-
One who imagines is one who lives. Create a world full of adventure, and the world shall be yours.
Monyca Juarez Sparkling - 15 years, 2 months, 5 days ago