Back after a week on the road! Hamstring? Still screwed up. Athletic pursuits? Limited! I think I need to suck it up and go to physio. Need to start training to do a triathalon!
Mangomale "I own me!" Festive - 15 years, 27 days ago

This pet has come up very lame. A torn hamstring is pretty darn ouchie! Being that I have no self control I was able to stay off it for only about ten days before tweaking it again! Current activities will have to be limited to the pool and the exercise bike. Hopefully my pets and my owner canhelp me to will my hamstring back to health as I need to be in top form in only 17 days!!!
Mangomale "I own me!" Festive - 15 years, 1 month, 20 days ago

My owner is telling me to write some tales so that people can thumb me. Apparently people like to get thumbed. I guess it is better than getting the finger or getting fingered. Hmmm. Given that this whole Human Pets thing is about animals (or people being animals . . . literally and figuratively) should this not be called Tails instead of Tales? It seems that HP missed the boat on that one. In any event I am new here, I live far away (Caribbean -- hotter and wetter than a (insert something witty) this time of year) but I travel alot to the US, Canada, Mexico and sometimes Europe. It would be cool if I could meet some of my pets or owners on my travels! I could then gets some real tales! Or real tail. Don't you love puns?
Mangomale "I own me!" Festive - 15 years, 2 months, 11 days ago