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Charmain Erxleben



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Charmain Erxleben, 34/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:3:29 PM
Join date:10 years, 10 months, 18 days ago
Location: South Africa

About me:
What you see is what you get. If you don't like it, it's your problem...
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
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Charmain Erxleben
If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed what would you do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Push me off the bed and laugh
3) Call the cops
4) Smile softly and kiss me
5) Climb on top of me and cuddle
6) Make love to me all day long
7) Make me breakfast
8) Ask me to stay
9) Kick me out
10) or....something else....you tell me what you would do if you found me in your bed.

Repost and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back...

Send me a private message if you're shy and only want me to know, or post your answer in my comments if you want everyone to know! ;)
Charmain Erxleben Sparkling - 10 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
Charmain Erxleben
SCATTERGORIES. ..it's harder than it looks! Copy the lot, erase my answers, enter yours, and post it in your own Tales. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things.. nothing made up! Google comes in very handy when you are drunk and trying to answer them. LOL lots.

Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

YOUR NAME: Charmain
BOYS NAME: Charles
4LETTER WORD: Cars
GIRL NAME: Cayla
OCCUPATION: Car Guard
A COLOUR: Copper
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Cap
BEVERAGE: Coke
FOOD: Cake
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Conditioner
A PLACE : Colorado
REASON FOR BEING LATE: Cars
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT OUT: Come on!
CELEBRITY NAME: Christina Aguilera
MOVIE OR TV SHOW: Criminal Minds
ANIMAL: Cow

Charmain Erxleben Sparkling - 10 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
Charmain Erxleben
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Charmain Erxleben Sparkling - 10 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
Charmain Erxleben
This is very cute! And even written by a guy!

You might agree with it, but
when it actually happens 99% of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late
and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who
will take notice.


From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room

and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without

even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.

See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care.

You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.> DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS,> AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

*****Give the nice guys a chance*****

Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush....

guys: no grabbing!!!


Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this
Charmain Erxleben Sparkling - 10 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
Charmain Erxleben
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