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Gregory Adam Gerke
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Gregory Adam Gerke, 34/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:14 AM
Join date:15 years, 6 months, 28 days ago
Location: United States

About me:
Just me. I am both simple and complicated all at once. I don't know what else to tell you, if you have any questions I'd be happy to answer them. Get to know me, or don't. It's your choice. Oh, and I'm quite happy with my current owner, so please do not buy me. Thank you.
About you:
Anyone interesting that is capable of holding up an at least semi-intelligent conversation. Been feeling somewhat understimulated as of late, so I would love to have an intellectual conversation with anyone capable and willing. But really, though, just anyone interesting who can keep me entertained.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Muse's Hideaway, Wolf Mountain
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Would you rather:
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Ehn...neither, but if I had to choose, probably..nose? No, tongue. Oh, I don't know!
2. Be serious or be funny? Can I be seriously funny?
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole milk..I think.
4. Die in a fire or drown? Drown. I hate heat.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? My mama.

Are you?
1. Simple or complicated? Simple on the surface, complicated beneath.
2. Gay? Nah, I'm only mildly amused at the moment.
3. Hardcore? No. Unfortunately I'm quite vanilla.

Do you prefer:
1. Flowers or candy? Candy. I like flowers but I've never been crazy about them. Though I do prefer taking pictures of plants as opposed to people.
2. Gray or black? Black. Gray is like a teenager with identity issues.
3. Color or Black and white photos? Color photos are nice, but I love black and white photos.
4. Lust or love? I want love, but I think there is a time and place for both.
5. Sunrise or sunset? Sunrise, sunrise, looks like mornin' in your eyes
6. M&Ms or Skittles? Depends on my mood.
7. Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late, I hate getting up early.

Do you prefer:
1. Sun or moon? Moon. My eyes and Sol are mortal enemies.
2. Winter or Fall? Winter, but Autumn can be equally beautiful.
3. Left or right? Um...I'll pretend I know what you're talking about.
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? Two best friends. I know what it's like having more acquaintances than friends, it sucks.
5. Sun or rain? Rain! As I've mentioned before, my eyes and the sun don't get along. Though sunny days can be enjoyable, so long as it's not too hot.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? One or two scoops of vanilla ice cream on top of a brownie, topped with caramel sauce and Oreo cookie crumbs. Mmm....
7. Vodka or Jack? Neither, I don't drink. I'd probably drink vodka though.

Me...
1. What time is it? 1:01 AM.
2. Name? Greg
3. Nickname(s): Georgie, Boss.
4. Where were you born? Columbia, MO.
5. When is your birthday? January 30, 1990.
6. What do you want? To be happy.
7. Where do you want to live? No idea.
8. How many kids do u want? Two, maybe three.

Other:
1. Are you double jointed? Nope.
3. Can you roll your tongue? Mhm.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? I'm doing it as I speak, er, type.
5. Can you cross your eyes? Just did.
6. Do you make your bed daily? Haha, I haven't made my bed once this entire year.
8. Which shoe goes on first? ...Actually I think I put my left one on first. Never noticed that before.
9. Ever thrown one at someone? Definitely.
10. On the average, how much money do carry on you? Don't usually carry cash.
11. What jewelry do you wear? Usually just a pendant given to me as a gift.

More other:
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl and slurp haha.
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? Nope.
3. fav ice cream? See the above question pertaining to ice cream.
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Two, maybe three.
5. What's your favorite beverage? Ice water.
6. Do you cook? Assuming that putting frozen food into the oven counts, then yes.

In the last month, have you:
1. Had a b/f or g/f: Nope.
2. Bought something you didn't need: Yeah.
4. Sang in front of people: Mhm.
5. Been kissed: By my little sister.
6. Been hugged: Yeah.
7. Felt stupid: Fairly often.
8. Missed someone: Uh-huh..
9. Got drunk: Never been drunk in my life.
10. Got high: Same as above.
11. Danced Crazy: Yeah.
12. Gotten your hair cut: No, I'm thinking of either getting it trimmed or getting highlights though.
13. Cried: Lots.
14. Lied: Mhm.
Gregory Adam Gerke "Cougar" Calm - 14 years, 3 months, 17 days ago
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Only up for a little over a day and people love my store! ^_^
Gregory Adam Gerke "Cougar" Calm - 14 years, 4 months, 14 days ago
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Are You In To Rough Or Sensal Sex?: I think there is a time and place for both.
Have You Ever Given Oral Sex? If So Did You Like It?: Nope.
Have You Ever Used Sex Toys While Having Sex?: Nope.
What Is You Sexual Fantasy?: Hmm...not really sure. Having sweet, passionate sex with someone I care very deeply about is enough for me.
Who Was The Best Sex With?: Still waiting to find out.
How Long Have You Gone With Have 1 Sexual Partner? ...You know, there's this new thing, it's called grammar. You should give it a try, all the smart kids are using it.
Where Was The Freakest Sex You Ever Had At?: Haven't had sex.
Have You Ever Done Anal Sex? If So Did You Like It? Nope.
What Is The Most Uncomfortable/Nastiest Thing The Opposite Sex Has Ever Done While Having Sex?: I wouldn't know.
Ever Done A 3(or more) Some?: Haha, no.
Biggest Turn On??: Hmm...intelligence and confidence, but shyness can also be a big turn on.
Biggest Turn Off??: Rude or stupid people. Especially when they're both.
Have You Ever Had Sex In Front Of Someone?: Nope.
Ever Had A 1 Night Stand? If So, How Many?: Nope.
Do You Have Sex In Cars?: Nope.
Do You Always Used Protection?: Haven't gotten that far.
Are You A Biter??: Ohh yes. Biting = fun. End of story.
Be Honest Are You A Freak?: ...Define "freak" lol
Have You Been Told Your Good In Bed?: No, but I've been told I'm a naturally good kisser.
Do You Like PUBLIC Fucking?: Can't say, haven't tried it.
How Old Were You When You Lost Your Virginity?: Still have it.
How Many Ppl Have You Been With? Honestly?: "Been with"? That's pretty vague.
Will You Ever Do Porn?: I honestly can't provide a definite answer for this at present lol but I'm going to go with "no".
Ever Had Sex In You Parents Room?: I've made out in my parent's room...lol
Will You Ever Do Anything With The SAME Sex?: Not likely.
Have You Ever Cryed While Having Sex?: Can't cry during something you haven't done.
How Long Was The Longest Sex Episode?: Haven't had sex.
How About The Shortest?: Read the above statement.
Do You Ever Stare At Your Partner While Having Sex?: I haven't had sex but I most likely would.
Are You A Licker?: Hmm, not sure. Definitely a biter though! lol
Spit or Swallow??: This question is not applicable.
Gregory Adam Gerke "Cougar" Calm - 14 years, 4 months, 16 days ago
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*sigh* The things I do to pass the time..
What kind of lover are you?

Passionate
Passionate
You're a very intimate lover who makes love rather than just has sex. You can't get going unless you are head over heels in love with the person you're with. For this, your lovemaking is very intense, producing multiple orgasms for both you and your mate. You are very tender and emotional when it comes to sex and are often praised for how good you can make it. It's very easy for you to feed off of what your mate wants and you never have a problem giving it to them.
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Gregory Adam Gerke "Cougar" Calm - 14 years, 4 months, 25 days ago
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I wish they sold confidence and intelligence in drink form. I could use a bottle..or two.....or twenty.....
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