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Loulou
Loulou
"scarlet begonias"



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Loulou
For those who have been thumbing me and I haven't returned the favor yet.. I apologize! Something is wrong with my thumbing!
Loulou "scarlet begonias" Playful - 8 years, 11 months, 8 days ago
Loulou
Why Men Can Pee Standing Up!

God was just about done creating humans,
but he had two parts left over.

He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up!

"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Please! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wants it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and the he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and the God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What is it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains." said God.



Loulou "scarlet begonias" Playful - 8 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
Loulou
Passenger , to a Sexy Air Hostess:
"What is your name ?"

Air Hostess answers:
"Benz , Sir...."

Passenger says:
"lovely name! any relation with Mercedes Benz?"

Air hostess:
"Same price sir"
Loulou "scarlet begonias" Playful - 8 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
Loulou
Let's try jokes!
Loulou "scarlet begonias" Playful - 8 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
Loulou
and get more points
Loulou "scarlet begonias" Playful - 8 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
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SANTY

beautiful flower for you You have been given beautiful flower for you .
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Forget Me Nots You have been given Forget Me Nots.
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Mrs Grimes "Golden Gloves" That's a nice Tnetennba!! - 8 years, 8 months, 26 days ago
Mrs Grimes
I am so sorry to hear of your loss....whole heartedly x
Mrs Grimes "Golden Gloves" That's a nice Tnetennba!! - 8 years, 8 months, 26 days ago
Mrs Grimes

Red roses You have been given Red roses.
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Mrs Grimes "Golden Gloves" That's a nice Tnetennba!! - 8 years, 8 months, 26 days ago
Mrs Grimes
Thinking of you.....and sending love x x ♥
Mrs Grimes "Golden Gloves" That's a nice Tnetennba!! - 8 years, 8 months, 26 days ago
Mrs Grimes

Exotic Sea Blue Orchids You have been given Exotic Sea Blue Orchids.
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Mrs Grimes "Golden Gloves" That's a nice Tnetennba!! - 8 years, 8 months, 26 days ago
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