U should know when to use U r imagination and when not!
-- When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or Bowser.
-- Well I chose to name my dog "Sex".
-- But lately Sex has been a little embarassing to me.
-- I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him.
-- I went up to the clerk and said "I would like to have a license for Sex".
-- He said he would like to have one too.
-- I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old".
-- He said I must have been quite a kid.
-- Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food.
-- I took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part.
-- But suddenly Sex started to run off around the studio.
-- I went after him, but the crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing there.
-- I told him I was hoping to have Sex on TV.
-- He called me a showoff.
-- One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night.
-- I went around the neighbourhood looking for him.
-- A cop came and asked what I was doing.
-- I told him I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up this Friday...
Kari Kuosa "PolarBear Angel" Naughty
- 15 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
