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Dr Isley
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Dr Isley - 7 years, 13 days ago
Dr Isley

Lily Allen – F*ck You (Very Much)
I think this is so apt right now...Plus, I love to say f*ck – A LOT!



Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor

So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get, do you get a little kick
Out of being small minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well, that's not how you find it

Do you, do you really enjoy
Living a life that's so hateful?
'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control a bit
And it's really distasteful

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you

You say you think we need to go to war
Well, you're already in one
'Cause it's people like you that need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

Dr Isley - 7 years, 6 months ago
Dr Isley
Apparently the Liar and Lunatic are at it again.......

*sobs*

Oh woe, is me!

*blows nose into soppy, used tissue*

*wipes face on sleeve*

*laughs incessantly*
Dr Isley - 7 years, 6 months, 8 days ago
Dr Isley
World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, and never had to cook,
had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted,
never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved
more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick
flicks, never football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up
her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked
fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.

THE END

Dr Isley - 12 years, 3 months, 11 days ago
Dr Isley
Wabbits

A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have
Any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he
Is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft
fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc."

Dr Isley - 12 years, 3 months, 15 days ago
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LadY HeatheN

:-) You have been given :-).
Crafted by LadY HeatheN
LadY HeatheN "⚔️⛓⚔️" They Call Me The Wild Rose✖️ - 6 months, 11 days ago
LadY HeatheN

Racing By With A Smile :) You have been given Racing By With A Smile :).
Crafted by LadY HeatheN
LadY HeatheN "⚔️⛓⚔️" They Call Me The Wild Rose✖️ - 6 months, 11 days ago
Bones

A brutal chairshot... You have been given A brutal chairshot....
Crafted by Unknown
Bones Happy Halloween - 3 years, 20 days ago
_D_J_
Love you!
Love,
Me

Ps. Still waiting to buy a drink and a ride on a big ass ferris wheel.
_D_J_ - 3 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
-N-

just hanging around... You have been given just hanging around....
Crafted by -N-
-N- "not for sale" tra la la la - 3 years, 2 months, 29 days ago
_D_J_

*Scratches Head* You have been given *Scratches Head*.
Crafted by Dr Isley
_D_J_ - 3 years, 10 months, 20 days ago
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