https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd4jeeu90Rk
In memory of Chris Squire . .
Lucius Daemon "Dark Master" Rabid - 8 years, 9 months, 25 days ago

Lucius Daemon "Dark Master" Rabid - 14 years, 11 months, 27 days ago

Shamelessly stolen from Misha!!! These are some good protocols to learn!!! Too funny!!

A Sub's Rules

1. I will not hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides which implement to spank me with.

2. I will not annotate Master's "To Do" list.

3. I will not applaud when Master uses big words.

4. Master's dog does NOT stink.

5. I will not genuflect at Master's erection.

6. Master does NOT hog the bed.

7. I will not refer to Master's kitty as "snake food."

8. I will not snicker at the pronunciation of Master's commands.

9. I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Master's penis.

10. I will not imitate Master's accent.

11. Master's chair is not to be used to pile my clutter.

12. I will keep my leopard print sheets laundered so that Master is not subjected to "those flowery things."

13. I will not yawn while waiting for Master to climax.

14. I will not chew my collar.

15. I will not giggle during paddlings.

16. I will not propose letter grades when Master belches.

17. I will not snarl when Master asks me to share my chocolate.

18. I will not tell Master he has permission to fuck me.

19. I will not say "good boy" to Master.

20. I will not make shadow puppets in the candlelight while Master is tying me up.

21. I will not critique how Master ties me up.

22. I will not masturbate after Master falls asleep.

23. I will not go out-of-state when borrowing Master's car during lunch.

24. When Master is kind enough to bring me a cup of tea, I will not call him "the tea fairy."

25. No matter how much Master adores me, he does not get down on his knees to do so.

26. I will not yell at the other slaves.

27. I will not change the settings on Master's alarm clock.

28. I will not deliberately mispronounce words to confuse Master.

29. It is unlikely that Master pushed all the covers onto my side of the bed so he could shiver all night.

30. If I don't like the settings on Master's car radio, I can drive my own car.

31. I will not tell Master to go away.

32. I will not accuse Master of being gay when he arranges his driftwood in "artistically pleasing ways."

33. Or his candles.

34. Or his doilies.

35. I am always the spankee; I am never the spanker

36. I will keep my greasy fingertips off Master's computer screen.

37. I will not eat Master's leftovers without permission.

38. When asked how many spanks my misbehavior warrants, I will not answer using fractions.

39. I will not write on Master's back the night before his doctor's appointment.

40. I will not play connect-the- dots with Master's moles

41. I will not make lengthy "to do" lists for Master.

42. On second thoughts, I WILL applaud when Master uses big words (this overrides rule 3).

43. Hooting and whistling, however, is excessive.

44. Master is the judge of whether or not I am a moron.

45. I will be spanked if I leave the caps off Master's pens.

46. If it becomes obvious that I'm deliberately leaving the caps off Master's pens, I will not be spanked. Even if I beg.

47. A warm Master is a happy Master.

48. I will not hoot with laughter when Master accidentally whacks himself on the back of the head with the flogger.

48 is very important."

Lucius Daemon "Dark Master" Rabid - 15 years, 20 days ago

An Hour . . . by Cyanna 2009©

Lying in the night time gloom Thoughts now do creep into my room, A dark and rainy autumn eve And passion ere you take your leave

A knock, and at the door you stand So wet from rain, release demand Its just an hour we have to play Before we go our separate way

And to my bed, undress with haste We’ve not a moment here to waste To feel your skin pressed close to mine And tongues and limbs all intertwine

A hand you move to cup my breast And fingers at my nipples rest And tease until they swell beneath The touch of fingers, tongue and teeth

A nipple found, you bite the tip A little sigh escapes my lip While in my hand I feel your length And smile with pleasure at the strength

You linger to kiss right and left A hand moves down to find the cleft To where my legs now open wide And fingers you can slip inside

And moving gently too and fro My passion soon begins to grow, Your tongue now moves to join the feast Of juices you have now released

Now kneeling there upon my bed Your thighs on each side of my head Your swollen cock, thoughts run amuck, I take it in my mouth and suck.

Slowly at first, mouth warm and wet And hands wrapped round, but gently yet Then firmer as you swell and grow And slipping, sliding, glistens so!

Then moving up my lips do rest Upon your belly and your chest, And nipples softly lick and kiss Oh yes you say, God, this is bliss

I’m kneeling there between your thighs Your cock swells now to such a size As I now suck, and lick and tease And you the moment’s pleasure seize

I pull you in, and still I suck As my wet mouth you start to fuck And all the while your tongue does lick Those places where you’ll put your prick

I’m hot and wet, so with no fuss You move around to fill my puss Turning me over on my knees For two holes now you want to please

Thrust in my cunt with such delight Your shaft now fills my hole so tight, A finger I feel in my arse Feeling so good, cannot surpass

But you’re not ready, no, not yet So pull out from my cunt so wet And place it at the other hole A push, you’re in, I feel your pole

A little slap, oh god, I’ll cum As in and out, beat like a drum You fuck my arse and rub my clit My mind’s a daze, I’m in a fit!

Within my lust I hear you scream You fill my bowels with your cream It takes me o’er the edge, does this Together in orgasmic bliss!

Now resting, lying side by side And fingers over skin still glide Your head upon me you can rest Your mouth still seeks to kiss my breast

Of your erection, hard and strong I know you want to fuck me long First hard, then gentle, fast then slow Passion once again will grow

But time has passed, now we must go It’s surely not an hour ago Since we first ventured to my bed And on each others bodies fed

An hour of pure and wondrous lust To repeat this again, we must! And once more you will come to me Again to set our passions free
Lucius Daemon "Dark Master" Rabid - 15 years, 24 days ago

You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

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Lucius Daemon "Dark Master" Rabid - 15 years, 1 month, 12 days ago