Definately Words To Live By!!!
Not Active99 Playful - 14 years, 7 months, 1 day ago

6 hours, 31 minutes ago
Your shop was reported (total 3 times). When your shop is reported by enough people (about 4-5), it will be sent to a moderator for review. This is an automated message sent everytime a new person reports your shop. The reported items were: I fucking Love You! (3).

Now really, who is the prudish person going around and reporting all of these? Give me a break! The rules are no pornagraphy... how is this pornagrapy?
Not Active99 Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 9 days ago

STORM BATTERS CENTRAL CANADA
While Calgarians were basking in the sun on Saturday, Canadians in Eastern and Central Canada struggled through a vicious winter storm.
Blowing snow led to cancelled flights and 600 traffic collisions in Ontario alone.
One traveller stranded at Calgary International saw a bright side though.
"It gives the kids a chance to spend an extra day in sunny Alberta," said Jean Guay, who was trying to get back to Montreal with his family after a week in the Rockies.
-Calgary Herald

I feel for you guys... I really do...lol!!!
Not Active99 Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 14 days ago

10 Commandments of Thumbs are us:

1.Thou shalt not steal pets from fellow herd members
2.Thou shalt never promote other herds or you will face the wrath of Cali!!!
3.Thou shalt always respect the term “chopped liver”
4.Handle bars bruise, but it is well worth the pain
5.Thou shalt watch thy language when a blood thirsty eleventeen year old is watching
6.Thou shalt not dis the Flaming Cheese unless thou has tried it
7.To be considered manly, thou must cry like Brad Pitt
8.Thou shalt let people be during a “code yellow”
9.Thou shalt use the terms “YEAP” and “SHOCKING” whenever possible
10.This is a support group... “Hello my name is -insert name here- and I have a spam problem
11.Thou must not bitch about how many thumbs thou must catch up on after a busy night
12.Thou shalt receive Kim's shock therapy when he deems necessary
Not Active99 Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 22 days ago

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them." The boy's father was speechless.
Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

"Life is too short and friends are too few."

Not Active99 Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 22 days ago