Would somone please tell me why the hell my nickname is Javelin? What kind of frickin' nickname is that anyway?
Unknown "Prof. Fribble" Hopeless - 15 years, 8 months, 5 days ago

I escaped from my last owner. My price is now nice and cheap and I gave myself back my nickname. My computer still has AIDS.
Unknown "Prof. Fribble" Hopeless - 15 years, 11 months, 16 days ago

Aaaaaah!! My Computer has AIDS!!! Not only that, I have another annoying owner that took away my nickname. HEY YOU, CESAR! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING NAME! I'LL BITE YOU, BITCH!
Unknown "Prof. Fribble" Hopeless - 15 years, 11 months, 18 days ago

So now it seems as though I have been bought just to be given away as a gift to someone else. Interesting. Well, I just hope they don't try and change my nickname on me again.
Unknown "Prof. Fribble" Hopeless - 15 years, 11 months, 28 days ago

I have another new owner that doesn't understand my nickname, MC Bearpaw, and changed it on me. Someone buy me from them and give me my nickname back please. :(
Unknown "Prof. Fribble" Hopeless - 15 years, 12 months ago