WHAT IS SWELL???

The All blacks winning 30 consecutive home wins
Saving your food from the floor under 10 seconds
Jumping waves
sculling maple syrup and chilli sauce
after joke high fives
thumbs up for the camera
not needing to share your lollies with the little kids
not using makeup... but on your dog instead...
riding around town on your skateboard
stubbies and jandals
winning your schools badminton doubles oh yeah!
blaming your farts on your grandpa
finally clocking grand theft auto after 2 years! (I got bored for a year and 11 months..)
making your fashion statement by wearing aqua shoes around the city
hanging out with your dog on those friday nights when your mum is out partying...
watching family guy
being able to grunt jun carters 'YYYOU long legged guitar picking man'
not having a television when on holiday
having one whole day of cloudless sky in new Zealand...
Mexican WAAAAAVE
getting in to a ruggerz game as a child sssshhhh
drink yourself more bliss (unless your driving... bloody idiot)
a new tui billboard
Singing your lungs out to your mums 70's collection (when home alone)
getting lost in the bush in Africa
knowing the steps to time warp
air guitaring in the shower
road trip
My mister and his family
winning a big mac in poker
Jimi hendrix and his crazy guitar strings
Drawing whatever the hell you want!
Unknown "♥FaiRY♥" Dazed - 15 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

Random life story #12

At our old home, we had the weirdest neighbours, on the left side were a family that was part of one of the biggest gangs in our ountry (not that cool and tough as you'd think) and on the other an insane family that had a adult son with Schzophernia and 2 other children. We onlyhad a few heavy encounters with the gang family with them fighting on our driveway and threatening us, but the other family, they were something special... one day my mum was having a brekky, something swell like boiled eggs with soldiers when the schzophernic guy walked in our house with a knife. My mum quickly reacted by protecting herself with her butterknife... after mum just talked to him so he wouldnt listen to those voices in his head, he told her how the day was hot and shook her hand where he just left... throughout the day he kept coming on our deck and drinking and at one pointchasing the cars on the road with his knife... That night I awoke to smashing and abuse at their home... i saw a lady in the window throwing plates and objects wre flying past her aswell, as a innocent civillian i was at 14 I rung the cops and told them what I was witnessing. After waiting for the police for about an hour, they failed to come, so I just flagged it and went to bed... The next morning I awoke and looked outside to see the arm offender squad with weapons surrounding the house and arrested the family... whooops.....
Unknown "♥FaiRY♥" Dazed - 15 years, 10 months, 24 days ago

Random Life story #7

My boyfriend and I were walking around town when I was grabbed by some sicko man, He looked at me with his oogley eyes and laughed saying that I looked like him (I have little frekles and so does he...) fortunately he let go and as I turned for some comfort and have a laugh about it to my boyfriend.... He was gapping down the road for his own safety...
Unknown "♥FaiRY♥" Dazed - 15 years, 10 months, 24 days ago

Random life story #5

i had two mates over and my man of a boyfriend over one night. We were just chilling and chatting about random encounters we had had in life. One of my mates was telling us about how she woke up from her phone. She looked at it and it had called 666, the scary thing was, she had turned it off before she had gone to bed... We all started getting each other reeved up about it when my other mate suddenly thought she might just go check up on her car as she left the windows slightly down, I made my boyfriend go help her out with it since it was in my carport underneath my house. Not a minute passed before I heard my mate and I think my boyfriend screaming at the top of their lungs. At this point I was pretty pissed off cause I had neighbours all around and thought it was them just kidding around, so as I went to the door to tell them to shut the fuck up, I saw my boyfriend jumping the fence and my friend frozen still screaming. I asked them what had happened... apparently my mate had opened her car door and saw a faceless white person in the driver seat of her car. it rushed to the passenger seat and tried to hide itself, My boyfriend was at the rear of the car and saw all the movement from the window... By this time my neighbour had come out with his baseball bat and pj's tryna save the day but it had vanished...DUN DUN DUN!!!
Unknown "♥FaiRY♥" Dazed - 15 years, 10 months, 24 days ago