Are you not sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is one that really speaks to true friendship: This one is the best! If you dont laugh at this then I must of sent it to the wrong person!

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry fucker who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When your horny- I promise to do all the nasty things no one else will!!!
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
Mo Nique "dark side" Hungry - 13 years, 24 days ago

WEAKNESS

How many times
Have I wished on that star?
That you'd be mine,
No matter how far?

You loom about,
waiting to advance,
Waiting for me to show weakness,
FOR YOU,
before you take the chance,

But, I wont wait,
I wont show,
How weak I can be,
You'll never know.

As quickly as I came,
I'll be gone again,
Unless you take courage,
To be the weak one then!

I care not for what you have,
where you go,
where you've been.

As long as you're here now,
Mine,
and weak for me,
till the end!
Mo Nique "dark side" Hungry - 15 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

Full Moon Lady

She hangs full
Oustide my window
There is no escaping her,
No where to go!

How she mocks me,
Staring down from space,
Shacking a finger knowingly,
Witness to my discrace.

I know she'll keep the secret,
Who'd hear her tale?
Of my deepest regret,
I let my heart fail!

Now, been broken too many times,
Do I dare trust what remains?
There is no reason, there is no rhyme,
My heart ground to a dust, a powder so fine...
Mo Nique "dark side" Hungry - 15 years, 11 months, 6 days ago

Do YOU exist???

You'll come into my life, like a splendid surprise,
Being persistant, Opening my eyes,
You'll reach through my pain and touch my heart,
as cold as it is and as torn apart.
You'll be my knight come to save the day,
And I your distressed damsell, you'll wisk me away.
Without a promise, this much is true,
As each day goes by I hold hope that there is a YOU!!!!
Mo Nique "dark side" Hungry - 15 years, 11 months, 6 days ago

I am SOMETHING you'll regret loosing!

I may not be the safest bet,
All I am asking,
Is don't write me off just yet...
I need inspiration,Someone to shed some light,
Not another negotiation...
Or someone to help me through the night!
But I've been abandoned,
left alone,
cast across a pond, like a skipping stone,
There are so many hero's trying to save me...
set me free,
I've had more chances
Than any one should get!
All I am asking,
Please don't write me off just yet!
Mo Nique "dark side" Hungry - 15 years, 11 months, 6 days ago