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Unknown
"my baby"



Name:
Unknown , 42/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:26 PM
Join date:13 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
Location: Narre Warren Australia

About me:
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
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Unknown's tales
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GODDAMNIT PPL, GIVE ME MORE THUMBS SO I CAN GO AND BUY MORE USELESS CRAP TO SPAM EVERY1 ELSE WITH!!!!
Unknown "my baby" Adventurous - 13 years, 4 months, 8 days ago
Unknown
There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of
her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
Unknown "my baby" Adventurous - 13 years, 4 months, 16 days ago
Unknown
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Unknown "my baby" Adventurous - 13 years, 4 months, 16 days ago
Unknown
Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"

5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the
underwear,...OK?"

6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"

7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."

10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"

11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."

12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."

13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"

14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"

15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!"

16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."

17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"

18) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"

Unknown "my baby" Adventurous - 13 years, 4 months, 16 days ago
Unknown
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.


Unknown "my baby" Adventurous - 13 years, 4 months, 16 days ago
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grace andrew

by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
ffb
grace andrew "bestpet evarr!!!" - 7 years, 3 months, 24 days ago
Unknown

You have been given Attack of the killer kite.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "My Future Ex" Cheeky - 12 years, 9 months, 10 days ago
Lisa Matic
Hi Aaron...you live just up the road from me,lol.
xo
Lisa Matic "Luscious Lisa" Purring - 12 years, 9 months, 14 days ago
Lisa Tindal
Hey babe, thanks for the pets, how are you? I can only thumb your tales once, so you will have to post more so i can give you more thumbs lol
You have been given Pink flower.
Crafted by HoMOgIRL
Lisa Tindal "luscious lisa " ‚ô•Hopelessl y In Love‚ô• - 12 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
BROOKE
didn't you know that orange wasn't in season?
You have been given take that.
Crafted by Unknown
BROOKE "Always in my <" - 12 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
BROOKE
when you pet you might like to pet somewhere else instead...that was kinda uncomfortable hehehe
You have been given It's been lovely, but....
Crafted by Poppet
BROOKE "Always in my <" - 12 years, 9 months, 21 days ago
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