If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a
tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida
Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car
to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked
across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Unknown "tattoo freak" Ecstatic
- 16 years, 4 months, 5 days ago
