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"smells like vag."

Name:	Simon Charlton, 47/Male
Last login:	over 3 weeks ago
Local time:	5:08 AM
Join date:	16 years, 7 months, 2 days ago
Location:	Chelmsford United Kingdom

"Who needs a new owner?"
About me: I'm from Essex in the UK, but I'm not your typical dick-head Essex boy. I drive a '66 VW Beetle called Charlotte, and play acoustic guitar. I'm into rock/alternative and acoustic music, like Jack Johnson, Matt Costa and John Butler. In fact, music is a major part of my life. I don't know what I'd do without it. Music Playlist at MixPod.com
About you:
Looking for:	Friendship and dating
Orientation:	Straight
Herds (lead):	Thumbs for Simon
Herds:	We Love Weed!!, The Mighty Boosh, flight of the conchords lovers., ESSEX HERD :), HP Café, Thumbelina's place, ~My Sweet Escape~, Afterdark's, <<AnNa>>, I LOVE BEARDS, THUMBING BY THE HOUR, Afterdark's Kissing Herd, THUMBSWARM ™©, Curly, CY's 10/ 5, 4 Thumbs Sake !, THE ALPHAPACK SWARM, Little Pigs thumbs, THE TUCK SHOP

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Eva Rood
"Submissively Shy"

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I absolutely love this show... to those of you unaware of the genius of Karl Pilkington, please please find some of the Ricky Gervais podcasts with him on.

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Sending many blessings your way!!🎉🍾🥂🌟

You have been given Have a Happy & Healthy 2021.
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You have been given Don't Mess With Me....
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LadY HeatheN "⚔️⛓⚔️" TL;DR - 3 years, 7 months, 19 days ago

Hey shit head, been a while. Sooo after 3 years I logged on to where it all started on good Old HP. I am currently sitting here 7 months preggers watching UK X factor.... gone are my weekends of drinking!! Whats news mutha fucka.... do you miss Chelmsford?