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sorry about all the filler tales but i need to earn some points =)
Unknown "Oh Shawn" Ferocious - 15 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Unknown "Oh Shawn" Ferocious - 15 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Unknown "Oh Shawn" Ferocious - 15 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
Unknown "Oh Shawn" Ferocious - 15 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
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The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
Unknown "Oh Shawn" Ferocious - 15 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
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Alexander Graesser
random comment #330) *branded* You have been branded
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 15 years, 17 days ago
Lindsay Skye Kosin
you need to feel better :( i miss you on here...
I Love My Pet! You have been given I Love My Pet!.
Crafted by Lindsay Skye Kosin
Lindsay Skye Kosin Incredibly Excited <3 - 15 years, 1 month, 13 days ago
Lindsay Skye Kosin

A Valentines Day Cupcake You have been given A Valentines Day Cupcake.
Crafted by Danielle
Lindsay Skye Kosin Incredibly Excited <3 - 15 years, 1 month, 15 days ago
Lindsay Skye Kosin

:( you want me dead?
Lindsay Skye Kosin Incredibly Excited <3 - 15 years, 1 month, 16 days ago
Lindsay Skye Kosin
what in the world shawn.....haha
Ohh Shit, RUUUUNNN!! You have been given Ohh Shit, RUUUUNNN!!.
Crafted by Tinker Gie
Lindsay Skye Kosin Incredibly Excited <3 - 15 years, 1 month, 18 days ago
Lindsay Skye Kosin
chh..it was snowing today in monmouth..didnt stick though..but maybe in a few days....
let's build a snowman You have been given let's build a snowman.
Crafted by Unknown
Lindsay Skye Kosin Incredibly Excited <3 - 15 years, 1 month, 18 days ago
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