I won an auction for my name in Chinese.....here it is.....chinese name in characters:
科林·奥特
in pinyin:
ke lin· ao te
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as far as i know it could say im an idiot
but for what it is worth...thats my Chinese name.
Unknown "Radagast" Crazy - 16 years, 15 days ago

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Unknown "Radagast" Crazy - 16 years, 26 days ago

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16

work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo

Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a
note on your door that reads:


Hey Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning

and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it

was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in

the house. Better wait outside.


Cooter

Unknown "Radagast" Crazy - 16 years, 28 days ago

A priest kept chickens at his village parish.

One evening the cock went missing.

At mass the priest asked "Who has a cock?"

All the men stood up. "No, I meant who has seen a cock?"

All the women got up. "No, no, no, who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"

Half the women got up. 'Oh, for goodness sake, who's seen my cock?"

All the choir boys stood up.

Unknown "Radagast" Crazy - 16 years, 1 month, 2 days ago

A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy on the field stood by himself while all the other kids r running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him
"you ok?" she says
"yes" he says
"you can play with the other kids ya know"
"its best I stay here" says the kid.
"Why?" asks the blonde
The boy says "Because i'm the fu*king goalie!"

Unknown "Radagast" Crazy - 16 years, 1 month, 2 days ago