****************** PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT********************
APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE DON'T GET IT. QUIT PUTTING NUDE IMAGES IN YOUR SHOPS!!! THIS IS NOT HP THAT IS CENSORING US, IT'S FACEBOOK AND YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET HP SHUT DOWN AGAIN!

From the HP discussion board.

Guidelines for posting content to Human Pets (Again, Facebook's rules, not HP!)

All content posted to the facebook version of Human Pets MUST adhere to the facebook terms and conditions! Here are some guidelines to help you determine if the image you want to post is ok or not;

Things that are OK

girls in swimwear
guys in swimwear
a kiss (but not two lips touching)
holding hands
one set of lips (the ones on your face, smartass)
couples walking holding hands
hugs of any kind as long as there is no kissing
unaltered images from any PG-13 or lower rated movie

Things that are NOT OK to post

kissing (2 sets of lips touching in pictures)
naked body pictures (no matter how the privates are covered)
breasts
sexually suggestive scenes (couples in bed)
bondage scenes (handcuffed woman etc...)
vulgar language (no posting f word, c word etc...)
violent scenes

Remember, these are FACEBOOK rules, not the rules of Human Pets. We must abide by these rules if Human Pets is to remain a facebook application.

If you want to play by the real HP rules (there aren't many), you will have to wait and see what is in store at www.humanpets.com in the coming weeks.

*I encourage anyone who loves HP to repost this in their tales. Keep the word going so that HP will never suffer a shut down again.*

kassidy "tired papa pet" Crazy - 16 years, 4 days ago

why should u have to prove to someone else that your worth the money to pay for your home and children? they are human just like me , but for some reason we have to prove an existance that we never asked to have. we spend our childhood being told that we can do whatever we want , but they always leave out the years and years of crap u have to go through and the stuff u have to do because u have no choice , our planet lives on a double standard , u can do what u want , as long as u do what your told to do.
kassidy "tired papa pet" Crazy - 16 years, 10 days ago

if mother earth charged us nothing to take and rape from her ,,, isn't any percentage markup on zero , no matter how high , still zero , so if it cost us nothing to take it , why do we pay everything to have it !!?
kassidy "tired papa pet" Crazy - 16 years, 13 days ago

the first joke i ever made up ... i was like five or six...



Two cucumbers walk into a bar and say ,
" hey everyone .. lets get pickled"!!!
kassidy "tired papa pet" Crazy - 16 years, 14 days ago

Alone
By Riff Raff

I was walking home one night, it was around midnight, because I had just came from the late show at the movies. I had just lit a smoke and was about to cross the bridge just before my place when I happened to look ahead of me, and to my surprise I saw a young woman standing on the side of the bridge. She was motionless as she stared into the icy cold water so far below. As I got closer, I heard her crying, softly, below the nights wind. About five feet from her, my foot hit some hard snow and made a soft crunching noise. She turned towards me, startled that someone would be on the bridge that late at night. Nevertheless, I was there, staring into those deep green eyes. I stood there as if paralized by those eyes. She stood there also, staring deep into my soul searching for some sort of understanding, or compassion. My gaze fell back upon those eyes, they were filled with pain, confusion, fear, and anger, but at the same time, hope.
kassidy "tired papa pet" Crazy - 16 years, 18 days ago