Apparently the Liar and Lunatic are at it again.......
Oh woe, is me!
*blows nose into soppy, used tissue*
*wipes face on sleeve*
*laughs incessantly* Dr Isley"MIAish"
- 5 years, 1 month, 6 days ago
World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, and never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
- 9 years, 10 months, 14 days ago
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have Any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he Is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc."
- 9 years, 10 months, 18 days ago