Lily Allen – F*ck You (Very Much) I think this is so apt right now...Plus, I love to say f*ck – A LOT!
Look inside, look inside your tiny mind Then look a bit harder 'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired Of all the hatred you harbor
So you say it's not okay to be gay Well, I think you're just evil You're just some racist who can't tie my laces Your point of view is medieval
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much 'Cause we hate what you do And we hate your whole crew So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much 'Cause your words don't translate And it's getting quite late So please don't stay in touch
Do you get, do you get a little kick Out of being small minded? You want to be like your father It's approval you're after Well, that's not how you find it
Do you, do you really enjoy Living a life that's so hateful? 'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be You're losing control a bit And it's really distasteful
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much 'Cause we hate what you do And we hate your whole crew So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much 'Cause your words don't translate And it's getting quite late So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you
You say you think we need to go to war Well, you're already in one 'Cause it's people like you that need to get slew No one wants your opinion
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much 'Cause we hate what you do And we hate your whole crew So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much 'Cause your words don't translate And it's getting quite late So please don't stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Apparently the Liar and Lunatic are at it again.......
*sobs*
Oh woe, is me!
*blows nose into soppy, used tissue*
*wipes face on sleeve*
*laughs incessantly* Dr Isley
- 10 years, 9 months, 13 days ago
World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, and never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have Any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he Is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc."
