Jack Shit
Jack Shit, is the only son of Awe Shit and Oh Shit. Jack Shit married Noe Shit, and the
deeply religious couple produced six children -- Holie Shit, Fulla Shit, Giva Shit, Bull Shit,
Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Against her parents wishes, Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a High School
dropout. After 15 years of marrige, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced. Noe Shit later married
Mr.Sherlock and since her children were living with her, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as -- Noe-Shit Sherlock. Dip Shit married Loda Shit, and produced a nervous
son, Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit were inseparable throughout their childhood and
happily married the Happens Sisters, in a duel ceremony. The newspaper announced, This
Shit--Happens wedding. The Shit--Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse Shit.
Bull Shit was the smartest of the Shit family and left home to tour the world, and returned home
from Italy with his new bride -- Pisa Shit.


SO NOW YOU KNOW JACK SHIT ! ! ! ! ! !

Dean van Heerden "Li'l one" Inspired - 14 years, 4 months ago

WARNING: be aware that i handle every stressful situation like a dog, i pee on it & walk away!!!
Dean van Heerden "Li'l one" Inspired - 14 years, 4 months, 11 days ago

RULES:
1) Put your music player on shuffle
2) For each question press the 'next' button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

if someone says "that's okay" you say;
Fly away - lenny kravitz

what would best describe your personality;
Never enough - fetish

what do you like in a guy or girl;
Banana pancakes - jack johnson

how do you feel today;
Warning - green day

what is your life's purpose;
Kryptonite - 3 doors down

what is your motto;
Animal - pearl jam

what do your friends think of you;
Stranger in my head - mean mr mustard

what do you think of often;
Nice guys finish last - green day

what do you think of your best friend;
Necessary - squeal

what do you think of the person you like;
Heaven - live

what is your life story;
Naked - naked

what do you want to be when you grow up;
Angels - robbie williams

what do you think when you see the person you like;
The dolphins cry - live

what do your parents think of you?;
I got u babe - UB40

how will you feel at your funeral;
Do u remember - jack johnson

what will they play at your wedding;
Again - springbok nude girls

what is your hobby or interest?
Knockin on heavens door - guns & roses

what is your biggest fear;
About u now - sugababes

what is your biggest secret;
Sitting, waiting, wishing - jack johnson

Dean van Heerden "Li'l one" Inspired - 14 years, 4 months, 17 days ago

Repost in your tales with your answers. Here are my answers...without any explanations, of course ;-)

Yes or No

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? no
Been arrested? yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? yes
Slept in until 5 PM? yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? yes
Held a snake? yes
Ran a red light? yes
Been suspended from school? no
Been fired from a job? yes
Sang karaoke? yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Kissed in the rain? yes
Sang in the shower? yes
Sat on a rooftop?yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes
Broken a bone? no
Shaved your head? no
Blacked out from drinking? yes
Played a prank on someone? yes
Felt like killing someone? yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? no
Been in a band? no
Shot a gun? yes
Tripped on mushrooms? yes
Donated Blood? yes
Eaten alligator meat? yes
Eaten cheesecake? yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? yes
Think about the future? yes
Believe in love? yes
Dean van Heerden "Li'l one" Inspired - 14 years, 4 months, 17 days ago

i like wild flowers, they don’t pretty themselves up like roses do, & u don’t expect them, u expect roses!!
Dean van Heerden "Li'l one" Inspired - 14 years, 4 months, 26 days ago