BRAKPAN , BENONI, SPRINGS , KEMPTON PARK AND BOKSBURG PICKUP LINE

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away!

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bedrock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts
tighten up.
Jurie Vosloo "Mystery" Frisky - 16 years, 2 months, 3 days ago

Repost in your tales with your answers......
1. You can ONLY answer Yes Or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed any one of your HP friends? Yes
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? No
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Run a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? Yes
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sung karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Kissed in the rain? No
Sung in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? No
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? No
Jurie Vosloo "Mystery" Frisky - 16 years, 5 months, 29 days ago

And my fav ACDC song...


Jurie Vosloo "Mystery" Frisky - 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago

Jurie Vosloo "Mystery" Frisky - 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago

Jurie Vosloo "Mystery" Frisky - 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago