I'm a Pangalactic gargleblaster drinker from the other side of the universe. I have come to make you weak at my superior tea making abilities.
I am a very clever fella with smarts in me pants too. I ain't afraid of noffin, guv, I'm mad as an 'atter. Or am I ;)
You need to have something genuine, sincere and authentic about you, I don't care if I never see you face or know your name, I just want raw honesty. Give me your bonemarrow, I'll give you my lifeblud.
