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la la la 25 things about me... 1... I find it hard to think of interesting things to tell others about myself ....2... I thought I was 5 foot 2 " tall until I was 25 when I discovered I was actually 3" taller ....3... I secretly hate hippies even though I am one ....4... I once slid about a third of the way down Glastonbury Tor in the rain after slipping on a cow pat and had to walk into town to buy ALL new clothes covered in poop ....5... I skived off school with Denise and sat in a tree all day playing with matches ....6... That same day I fell off the top of a barbed wire fence and hung there by the arse of my jeans 20ft above the railway tracks with Denise laughing at me ....7... The day princess Diana died I had done too many drugs and thought it was a dream .. . 8... I used to watch porn on mute with Georgies ex boyfriend and we made up the script ourselves... . .. 9... I can sleep for over 24 hours given the chance ....10..I had a secret pet mouse once that I called banana so my brothers and I could talk about it without mum and dad knowing what was going on .....11. I used to have a pet horse ....12. Some people call me stoolybee ....13. I like frogs ....14. I wish I was tank girl... Grrrr! :o) ....15. I only use Daddy O shampoo from Lush everything else is inferior ...16. I have 5 cats. Crumb (named after Mrs Badcrumbles husband from an Eddie Izzard Joke) also called crumb bum or Mr Badcrumble if he's been naughty... Filtch (after the caretaker in Harry potter lol) Worzel, Marmite and the notorious P I B. . ...17. I LOVE scary rides!!! .....18. My bruvver is a damn fine drag queen .....19. I got my first tattoo when I was 15 ~ bad Crystal lol ..... 20. I spend far too much time on facebook and human pets ... .21. I would make a brilliant hermit ....22. I always wanted a fringe ....23. I once met Eddie Izzard ....24. I went to the same schools as my own children ...... 25. MY real name is Crystal.... which you will never know unless you get to the end of this long ramble! lol x

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