hope everyone on hp has a safe and wonderful festive season Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to all :)
Robert Best "Mr Sexy ♥" Sweet Angel's gift :) - 10 years, 10 months, 16 days ago

Fortune Teller
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the young woman stared back at the old woman's lined face,then at the single flickering candle, then down at her shaking hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. Her mind raced. A question forced it's way out... she simply had to know.. She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, tried to steady her voice and asked,
"Will I be acquitted?"
For some reason, wives tend to like this joke .

Robert Best "Mr Sexy ♥" Sweet Angel's gift :) - 11 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly...

without any reservations...

you laid on my naked body.

You sensed my indifference....

so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation,

and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally,

I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke,

you were gone.

I searched for you but to no avail....

only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing,

making it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight,

I will remain awake,

waiting for you........

F##king mosquito!
Robert Best "Mr Sexy ♥" Sweet Angel's gift :) - 11 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly...

without any reservations...

you laid on my naked body.

You sensed my indifference....

so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation,

and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally,

I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke,

you were gone.

I searched for you but to no avail....

only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing,

making it all the more difficult to forget you.

Tonight,

I will remain awake,

waiting for you........

F##king mosquito!
Robert Best "Mr Sexy ♥" Sweet Angel's gift :) - 11 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

Every 24 hours, come here for a random treasure! You got 900 points!
missed out only just on the big one :)
Robert Best "Mr Sexy ♥" Sweet Angel's gift :) - 11 years, 1 month, 28 days ago