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Constance
Constance owns this human at 5051300 points.
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ON A CRACKER!!!

Constance
"I ღ Vodka"



Name:
Constance , 53/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:10:32 AM
Join date:16 years, 3 months, 10 days ago
Location: Jackson United States

"BUY ME, THUMB ME, BUY ME, THEN DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!"
About me:
I'm a bit touched.....if you met my family, you'd say...."oh, I get it now!" STOP BY MY STORE AT THE BOTTOM "JUST FOR LAUGHS"! Married to a great guy and have a great kid! Here to meet new and fun people! That's the point of all this right? To make people feel that their not alone out there and feel wanted!?! Love to meet entertaining funny people that have dry humor (since that's the only kind that "get" it!) Life's too short, hug and laugh often! Hugs to all!!! BUY ME................THUMB ME.............AND DO IT AGAIN!!
About you:
Easy going, fun people that don't get mad when you buy or give pet's to other people! Buying and giving let's people know that their special enough to take an interest in! Shouldn't everyone be "special"?!? If even a bit "touched"?!?
bage by ben
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Connies Comics, The SHORT Bus/Special People, RTF's 4 1's who don't stalk!, Under Duress
Herds: Kimmy's "Thumb~Purrrrrs", Just a few, Shhhh......., Train Kept A-Rollin', Ring-A-Ding Girl, KiTtY kAt KlUb, Smurf~a~licious, Really Old RTF Page - 1747, Vince's dirty secrets, ~ A & O ~, All For One & One For All
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Constance
So........today I'm wrapping up all my skinless fingers and going to try to stain the fence! Luckly yesterday is over with and today the sun is shining again and calling me outside! (let's not even GO on about the basement that I have to get together before the end of the month when people start to visit! I'm pretending for today that it's NOT there!) Wish me luck!! Hugs & Muahs to all! Love ya's!!
Constance "I ღ Vodka" ON A CRACKER!!! - 15 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
Constance
Take her and girlfriend to gymnastics, come home and other half calls! EEK! Admit's he knew I'd end up trying to finish decking and LAUGHS at me! Tells me if I want to do something special I can go get stain for the fence and finish that project! OK! I can do that! SUPER! Runs BACK to the place for the 5th time of the day! Yeeeeeeeeah! Their computer said *NO*!! WHAT?!?! Seriously?!? 50 minutes later, several calls and 2 managers later I have my stain! *yeah me!*
Constance "I ღ Vodka" ON A CRACKER!!! - 15 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
Constance
Get home from picking mini-me up from school and going to chriopractors (yeah, yeah, I can spell, *the back adjusting doctors*) and Mini Me hands me her math homework for the day! SHE"S IN 3RD GRADE! How hard could it possibly be?!? After much tears and frustration (on MY end) I tell her to just tell her teacher that mommy rides the short bus and couldn't help her! *sigh*
Constance "I ღ Vodka" ON A CRACKER!!! - 15 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
Constance
To rid myself of some frustration, get's the hack saw out and cuts off the screws that wouldn't go in! Amazingly enough does NOT cut any limbs off! *whew*
Constance "I ღ Vodka" ON A CRACKER!!! - 15 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
Constance
Well, let's see......since THAT little project didn't work out, I figured I'd put some mulch around the kids outside! Decided this year I want the red mulch because it's so much more appealing to the eye! So I call up the place (kinda like a home depot or lowes) (OH, which I had been to 4 times already to get more drill bits) Yeeeeeeeeeah, they deliver, they just DON'T deliver the RED mulch! (HUH?!?) *Do you deliver the brown mulch*? *yeah!* *how about the other colors?* *yeah* *well, can't you use your IIIMMMAAAGIIIINAATTIIIOOONNNN and pretend the red is another color?* *Nope!* *why? why not red?* *because we don't deliver the red!* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Constance "I ღ Vodka" ON A CRACKER!!! - 15 years, 1 month, 7 days ago
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