"Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
About me:
I'm a chilled out pet who loves nothing better than cuddling up on her owners lap - much to the shock of her owner as I am already a VERY well fed and watered pet. Love being taken out for walks and spending time in my owners company, normally down the pub or in front of a cosy log fire. WARNING: Despite being very relaxed I can turn into a monster if pestered too much (especially by children!!) so any owners beware if I go quiet 'cause it normally means I'm about to turn very, very nasty.
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About you:
I take it the chance of being bought by Daniel Craig or George Clooney on here is slim? I would even settle for Johnny Depp as my master if i really, really had to!!?!! On a serious note though - someone nice and kind and gentle would do me just fine -with sparkly eyes and a sense of fun and adventure.
~~~ NOT FOR SALE - I am now owned by my wonderful, darling pet Tess and this is where I want to stay thanks ~~~
