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Fine & Dandy!!!
"My Rodent!"
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Name: |
Chris Jeffries, 46/Male
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| Last login: | within 2 weeks |
| Local time: | 4:41 PM |
| Join date: | 10 years, 10 months, 28 days ago |
| Location: | Felbridge United Kingdom
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| "I don't think Hamsters are rodents!!! " |
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About me:
Open minded and always looking for my next laugh. Life is way to short to take seriously. Always interested in chatting to and meeting new people. My goal is to go to bed each night with a smile on my face.
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About you:
Someone who'll make me laugh and put the twinkle back in my eyes!
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| Looking for: | Friendship |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds (lead): | Penfold's Fan Club, Who the f*#@ is Dangermouse??, Dangerfold, The Hideout, Hokey kokey | | Herds: | Enjoy The Silence, Collective Erotic Chronicles, ~Random thoughts~, di's thumbs, Bikini Fund, hobbit my little store items, Devils Night 2017 |
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Adore my HP friends!!!
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Chris's tales
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Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID. It always says “B positive”.
Chris Jeffries "My Rodent!" Fine & Dandy!!!
- 23 days ago
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“I am a master of fast calculations.” - “OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?” - “22!” - “Ha ha, that’s wrong!” - “Might be, but it was fast!”
Chris Jeffries "My Rodent!" Fine & Dandy!!!
- 23 days ago
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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Chris Jeffries "My Rodent!" Fine & Dandy!!!
- 23 days ago
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Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? - A. They can’t stand fast food.
Chris Jeffries "My Rodent!" Fine & Dandy!!!
- 23 days ago
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My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a can at the time. The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own back garden.
Chris Jeffries "My Rodent!" Fine & Dandy!!!
- 23 days ago
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