Open minded and always looking for my next laugh. Life is way to short to take seriously. Always interested in chatting to and meeting new people. My goal is to go to bed each night with a smile on my face.
Someone who'll make me laugh and put the twinkle back in my eyes!
I'm selling all my "Dogging Gear" on Ebay, and I've got 15x watchers already! Chris Jeffries"My Rodent!"Fine & Dandy!!!
- 9 hours, 52 minutes ago
Good deed done for the day, in the queue at Tesco and there was a little old lady in front of me, she had £78 of shopping but her card got declined!
I was feeling generous especially at this time of year, after all that is someones gran so, I helped her put it all back on the shelves...every little helps. Chris Jeffries"My Rodent!"Fine & Dandy!!!
- 9 hours, 59 minutes ago
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, & then took her to Alton Towers theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; The Death Slide, the Corkscrew, The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's.. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?' Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you twat.' Chris Jeffries"My Rodent!"Fine & Dandy!!!
- 1 month, 20 days ago
“I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” Chris Jeffries"My Rodent!"Fine & Dandy!!!
- 1 month, 27 days ago
“Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy? I hear you ask.” Chris Jeffries"My Rodent!"Fine & Dandy!!!
- 1 month, 27 days ago