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Name:	Chris Jeffries, 52/Male
Last login:	7 hours, 58 minutes ago
Local time:	5:28 AM
Join date:	17 years, 1 month, 4 days ago
Location:	Felbridge United Kingdom

"I don't think Hamsters are rodents!!! "
About me: Open minded and always looking for my next laugh. Life is way to short to take seriously. Always interested in chatting to and meeting new people. My goal is to go to bed each night with a smile on my face.
About you: Someone who'll make me laugh and put the twinkle back in my eyes!
Looking for:	Friendship
Orientation:	Straight
Herds (lead):	Penfold's Fan Club, Who the f*#@ is Dangermouse??, Dangerfold, The Hideout, Hokey kokey
Herds:	Enjoy The Silence, Collective Erotic Chronicles, Layout Codes for Dummies, ~Random thoughts~, Bikini Fund, hobbit my little store items, Devils Night 2017, Babble Blog, Private

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I've had worse holidays... Kata Beach, Phuket. Thailand

Chris Jeffries "Rascal" Tip-top! - 8 months, 6 days ago

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Apparently Yul Brinner was a huge Liverpool fan and he never used aftershave.

Yes, Yul never wore cologne.
Chris Jeffries "Rascal" Tip-top! - 4 years, 4 months, 1 day ago

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Thank you for your auction bid...I promised some spoiling...here are some obscure fun facts...

In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment – a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her – but she may only do so with her bare hands.

According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female "hysteria" during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria's anxiety-related symptoms.

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay...who knew! *smiles*