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About me:
I am a 23 year old male prostitute who likes walkie talkies,
laffy taffy, swinging on trees and farting on shit. My most
desirable fantasy is staying home and watching porn. I am
a gambler of the hightest level and cant be trusted with my
money. I like plether and bunny hair that is white only.
Pillows that have flowers but mainly daisies. Shorts that are
too short and thongs that are too loose. I am a huge fan of
the Jungle Book and my theme song is the bear nesesities.
Jaeger Bombs for the cows and Tequila for the cocks. Boobs
and asses and great in the summer, and Legs and Tails are
for the winter. I love vibrating things, chewing on my fingers,
sucking on my thumb and kicking people in the balls, but only
on Sundays. Scary movies with a bad ending, and nasty trash
cans, and hopeless junkies, Bumb's that spit on you for taking
there beer, and Cell phones that don't get service, Candybars
that are too hard to eat, and throwing popcorn in the movies,
fucking in the movies, licking in the movies, and also whisleing
in the movies. Programs that cause virus's , and hackers who
crash you computer, snow days that you still have school on,
and fighting with your feet, lucky charms that are unlucky, and
dogs with three legs, trash bags that break open when taking
them to the dumpster and getting them all over your new jordans
that you just stole from your grandma last year. But most of all i
really like licking envelopes with vigra coated on them. Plus i cant
forget Morning Rockets !!
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