I actually rewrote this since, in the previous intro, I think I sounded like I got my head stuck up my toosh too hard.
I do not function before my two[slash]three cups of coffee in the morning. I drive like James Bond. I like cigars and don't do pink cocktails. I am nearly a man, but then again I am not.
I - I - I.
°am a videogame & gadgets addict. Hence some calling me a geek.
°have a everlasting hunger for knowledge. Even though I'm utterly dumb & blonde.
°don't like men with golden necklaces.
°don't like women with unshaven armpits (even though I think feminists are kewl bitchaz).
°have an obsession with contemporary dance and photography.
°want to live to be at least 500 years old and still (mOOhah) look smashing. °coughs°
°love art and mostly when combined with science
°have a chaotic mind to have coffee [black, no sugar] at and maybe I'll even invite you.
°love monologues (me being the performer or receiver either way).
°have too many hobbies.
°NIN NIN NIN roar rawr reooooooow.
°like to play with knives.
°need a [stiff drink].
Penguins are nice.
Oh. And my new tattoo is [!!] finished..!!
Brains, humour, not having your head stuck up your arse and a fetish for purple poodles..........or something....oh and I have always wanted to meet a Nobel prize winner...........wear a pink bunny costume, write a poem about me, and you'll end up with me worshipping you for eternity........(or at least 3 minutes xD)
My "pets" are adored and carefully selected.
They are a great combination of brains, utterly sexiness and witty sarcasm. ;)