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Michael
Michael
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Michael
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Michael
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Sheriff, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Michael "Ass grabber" Naughty - 16 years, 11 days ago
Michael
A little girl says to her mommy "I just found out that little Johnny has a penis like a peanut!"
Her mommy says " You mean its small?"
The little girl says "No its salty!"
Michael "Ass grabber" Naughty - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
Michael
Hickory dickory dock a slut was sucking a cock,
Her hair got tangled the bitch got strangled but,
At least she finished the shot!
Michael "Ass grabber" Naughty - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
Michael
Dick, Eggs, Wife, and a Blow Job.
Which doesn't belong?

You can beat your dick, eggs, and even beat your wife.
But you just can't beat a Blow Job. : )
Michael "Ass grabber" Naughty - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
Michael
Beer $10.
Bag of Weed $20.
Condoms $2.75.
Finding out she swallows and, has no gag reflex...Priceless!
Fuck Mastercard, it pays to Discover!
Michael "Ass grabber" Naughty - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
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Coco Tha Magic Puff

My pet is a cutiepie. You have been given My pet is a cutiepie. .
Crafted by Amanda
Coco Tha Magic Puff "Coco" Im deleting this.. NOW... - 15 years, 3 months, 5 days ago
Coco Tha Magic Puff
Was u drunk last night???? :P :P

How´s the doggies???
my puppeh is a freakin terrorist!
Coco Tha Magic Puff "Coco" Im deleting this.. NOW... - 15 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
Coco Tha Magic Puff
My friend bought U and gave U back to me to get ur price up abit :D

I dunno what has happend really :S I has a bad memory!!!
What U been up 2???
Coco Tha Magic Puff "Coco" Im deleting this.. NOW... - 15 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
Coco Tha Magic Puff
MAI PET!!!!!!! *hugglesquishes*
I missssssss UUUUUUU *sobs*
Coco Tha Magic Puff "Coco" Im deleting this.. NOW... - 15 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
Coco Tha Magic Puff
:D
You're mine. You have been given You're mine..
Crafted by Brandon
Coco Tha Magic Puff "Coco" Im deleting this.. NOW... - 15 years, 4 months, 6 days ago
Coco Tha Magic Puff
Damn U!!!!!! *shakes fist*
What kinda pup did u get??? Post picas on FB or I´ll stab U! :D
I Wouldn't Trade You You have been given I Wouldn't Trade You .
Crafted by Jeff
Coco Tha Magic Puff "Coco" Im deleting this.. NOW... - 15 years, 4 months, 21 days ago
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Come one, Come all...browse if you like, or buy it all...so I can get alcohol. : )

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a trip to taco bell
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pack of smokes
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