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http://humanpets.com/jonhoporno
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Optimistic
"non-active"
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Jonathan's tales
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MY RULES: RULE #1: A deals a deal, never change the deal. RULE #2: Never open the package. RULE #3: No names.
Jonathan Hancock "non-active" Optimistic
- 15 years, 5 months, 4 days ago
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2007 - A year to forget : February > My dad has a minor stroke. March > I graduate from University, my dad has a brain tumour, i get cheated on and hurt more than anyone can understand. June > My father dies, something else bad happens, cant say what. August > my mom gets a new bf. Sept > my Grandmother gets ill, she dies :(
Jonathan Hancock "non-active" Optimistic
- 15 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
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I decide to leave South Africa, I get a ticket, I leave, I get to London, I have enough money to last me two weeks, I check into a Hostel, Day 1: I try and open up a bank account, afer many hours I finally find the right bank and get my account, Day 2: I have my 1st job interview, it's a Friday and they tell me they will let me know by monday whether I have the job. I get back to the Hostel, my phone rings, I have the job! Day 3: I find a flat to rent. Fast forward >> Day 7: I get my national insurance number. I'm sorted!
Jonathan Hancock "non-active" Optimistic
- 15 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
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*Jon faints, hits his head on the curb and starts bleeding to death...
Jonathan Hancock "non-active" Optimistic
- 15 years, 5 months, 10 days ago
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*a jono original for the ladies* "seeing you is like seeing the 1st drop of dew on a flawless red rose on a bright spring morning"
Jonathan Hancock "non-active" Optimistic
- 15 years, 5 months, 13 days ago
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Little Shop of Horrors
Wierd, sick, kinky, romantic or fun. Find it all here...
Most recent customers:
Giving you my Love ❤️
SAW Esquire
"Guardian"
200000 pts
On auction
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Ciara
"Irish Angel"
155137 pts
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Evasive
Drakkon
"Spectre"
1225000 pts
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Tear me to pieces, Skin to bone
NirvInch
"Bestie"
4200000 pts
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LiTtLe DeViL
Jack
"💔 RIP Jack "
300000 pts
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