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Chanandler Bong Now hiring: One person to roll blunts full time for rapper Waka Flocka Flame. Must be able to work nights and weekends. Must know how to masterfully roll a blunt. Travel necessary. Should probably know a thing or two about various marijuana strains.

Health insurance and 401k, TBD.

According to a post on his Instagram page earlier this week, rapper Waka Flocka Flame is hiring a blunt roller for the pretty decent blunt roller salary of $50,000 a year. Remember the days when being a lazy, unemployed stoner was frowned upon? Now it’s a career asset.
Chanandler Bong "Like my dress?" But I'm no super genius! Or are - 10 min ago
Canadian Beaver Thanks. Though officially my break is over now.

Have fun at work
Canadian Beaver "Booty Lover" I'm bored. Why aren't u naked? - 47 min ago
Ashyperv okay work time again enjoy your break
Ashyperv "Norma Snockers" YAY CASINO - 48 min ago
Canadian Beaver Yea... It does suck. Hopefully you'll clear up from it soon
Canadian Beaver "Booty Lover" I'm bored. Why aren't u naked? - 51 min ago
Ashyperv yeah some give me chemical burn.. sucks so much haha

aw thanks :P
Ashyperv "Norma Snockers" YAY CASINO - 52 min ago
Canadian Beaver But your face is so pretty
Canadian Beaver "Booty Lover" I'm bored. Why aren't u naked? - 54 min ago
Canadian Beaver Ohh... I see. . That would be annoying. I know I have to watch some things too. Deodorant is bad. I seem to be only able to use the white sticks. The other jell type cause me to break out
Canadian Beaver "Booty Lover" I'm bored. Why aren't u naked? - 55 min ago
Ashyperv I dunno.. can I get a new one?
Ashyperv "Norma Snockers" YAY CASINO - 56 min ago
NirvInch cut it off ash ...problem solved :)
NirvInch "Game of Groans" Non possum non dormio - 56 min ago
Ashyperv face wash hehe.. going to return it tomorrow .. but so annoying
Ashyperv "Norma Snockers" YAY CASINO - 57 min ago
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