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Don't pout Ashezlynn "Norma S Nockers" FREEZINGBRRR - 2 min ago

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first." LOL Chanandler Bong "Sends Buttpix" bringing sexy back - 2 min ago

Chanandler Bong "Sends Buttpix" bringing sexy back - 3 min ago

Yeah bong no stopping her Ashezlynn "Norma S Nockers" FREEZINGBRRR - 6 min ago

stop me :P Theresa Primaveri "my everything" Festive - 7 min ago

dont thumb me!!! its fine Chanandler Bong "Sends Buttpix" bringing sexy back - 8 min ago

u are going to fap Theresa?? Chanandler Bong "Sends Buttpix" bringing sexy back - 8 min ago

that's what I'm gonna do now. I'm gonna warm up my fingers by doing it manually lol Theresa Primaveri "my everything" Festive - 8 min ago

I maxed bong once ... Without auto thumber Ashezlynn "Norma S Nockers" FREEZINGBRRR - 11 min ago

well Beaver isn't here. So I'm gonna do it! And in the words of Ash....NEENER! Theresa Primaveri "my everything" Festive - 11 min ago