Warning: I'm one hell of a sarcastic smart ass and very creative (if not to the point of delusional). To say I'm completely absurd and eccentric would be an understatement believe me. My music is my religion and savior and without it I wouldn't be here. I have a pretty twisted sense of humor, so I'm one of those people that laughs at horror movies.
I love meeting new people! Vampires, evil doers, dark and evil individuals, headbangers, metalheads, horror film junkies and fellow writers are especially encouraged to contact me if you want to talk and get to know me more.
Hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving and enjoys their food. Just try not to enjoy the food this much.
- 13 years, 6 months, 7 days ago
I would like to thank my owner and best friend Becca for buying me membership here on Human Pets for a month. I'm extremely lucky to have such a kind-hearted, generous, and thoughtful person in my life. I seriously think I hit the jackpot in the friendship lottery. I just want you to know Becca that you are the nicest person I know and only deserve the best in life. Don't ever settle for less. Hopefully I'll figure out a way to repay you soon. Scott "annihilator"Crazy
- 14 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
The other day I got a shave and a haircut, at this place called His and Hers. Much to my surprise they had a new guy working there. I think he said his name was Benjamin Todd or something to that effect. He said he was replacing the girl that normally does it because she needed some time off to take care of her sick children. He looked a little sketchy, but I decided to give him a chance. He really needs to cut down on the singing while he works though; he almost slit my throat open. Luckily it was just a scratch that only bled for a few minutes. I’m sure it was an honest mistake. At least I got a free meat pie downstairs from the whole ordeal. You don’t see too many of those restaurants around these days, but I wouldn’t be the least bit shocked if it caught on. It was the best damn pie I ever had if I do say so myself. Scott "annihilator"Crazy
- 14 years, 6 months, 6 days ago
I'm poor and have no invite credits to replace my items so the store looks like it will be closed for now. I'm sure that's a major bummer to all 7 of you who bought something from me. Damn you people that had porn and seductive items/pictures! I blame this all on you for making hp close for a while. Now how will the little children get to meet Satan Micky? I hope you are happy with yourselves for denying children the simple joys in life. Scott "annihilator"Crazy
- 15 years, 21 days ago
Scott's Factory of Horrors
Exotic items from my twisted imagination that only a complete lunatic would ever dare to sale. I 59.7% guarantee you that these items will satisfy your beloved pets.