Here you have Cupcocks and Slutcakes, The Fucking Rules!
1. Entrance is free, and anyone can enter. Only biological males, thank you very much. (strap-ons do not count as a cock).
2. All photos must be NEW and either written on yourself or a note or something else creative the word "Cupcock". ONLY ENTRIES WITH THIS IN THE PHOTO WILL BE ACCEPTED. NO PHOTOSHOPPING IT IN. YES WE CAN TELL.
3. You must be at least 18 years of age. End of story, end of line, no exceptions. And yes we will card you if need be. "carding" is not a euphemism for being groped by James
4. Do NOT Spam to get votes. If the Mod leaders start getting complaints about you spamming and you make our jobs harder you are out. Disqualified and all your friends lose their points from voting for you. These points will be contributed to Stu's cupcake fund
5. You can vote as many times as you like on as many contestants (not yourself) and categories. Yes we are that point greedy. Deal with it. Having rich friends will help you greatly!
6. There are only a few things we consider cheating. Mainly because we don't give a shit! We do not care HOW you get the votes (other than spamming, we already went through this), we just care that you get them. There could even be a prize for most corrupt way of getting votes. Who knows? Oh and votes cost us less so u may want to bribe us
7. At no point are you to violate FB's or HP's ToS during this competition.(there aren't many of them it shouldn't be hard) For one it creates more work for Mods and for two we don't need the headache. So fucking think before you act or you will be gone. Stu don't want to be hassled by mods either.(he can get them to hassle him enough on his own) And you really don't want to piss him off. So if you think what you are doing could do any of these things, either ask one of us first or don't fucking do it.
8. You can submit entries up till the deadline for voting which is March 21st at Midnight (Stu's/Nicola’s time ,GMT, look it up if you don't know what time that is).
9. Entries can be submitted starting THE MINUTE THIS GOES UP. VOTING will start when Stu, Miss Nicola and Channy have voting shit in our shops. We think the whole waiting to vote shit is well shit.
10. DO NOT POST TOPICS FOR YOURSELF. WHEN YOU UPLOAD PHOTOS, SEND A MESSAGE TO EITHER Stu, Miss Nicola OR Chandra, TELL US WHAT YOU ARE ENTERING THAT PARTICULAR PHOTO IN AND WE WILL POST THE TOPIC FOR YOU. EACH CATAGORY WILL HAVE ITS OWN VOTES AND TOPICS FOR EACH PERSON.
11. You must submit ONE original photo for EACH category you wish to enter. NO YOU CANNOT SUBMIT THE SAME PHOTO OVER AND OVER FOR DIFFERENT CATAGORIES. DIFFERENT PHOTOS FOR EACH CATEGORY (since we love dirty piccas and want lots of them), AND ALL HAVING THE "CUPCOCK" IN EACH ONE. Once you have one pic up with "CUPCOCK" in it for each category your are entered into you are free to post pics of yourself without cupcock in too
12. Points are NON REFUNDABLE. NO ARGUING, YOU BUY IT, ITS YOURS. (and the points ours bwahahahahahahahahaha)
13. Alright you creepy little fucktoids. There will be absolutely NO STALKING OR HARASSING THE GUYS. ZERO TOLERANCE ON THIS ONE, BE RESPECTFUL AND NO MEANS NO. DON'T MAKE PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE. (Unless it’s Stinky he deserves it)
14. Yes the leaders can and will vote... And bribary is encouraged. It only costs us 100pts to vote. So sucking up, bribing and sending Stu gashapon are excellent ideas.
15. There isn't really a 15th rule, just wanted to be a smart ass.
16. Our word is final if you don't like it fuck off
17. Deleting and resubmitting (or pic bumping) is not allowed and will see u disqualified if you do it! There are some exceptions to this ruling but they need to be a damn good reason grrrr
18. If you read this you are probably the only ones so feel special and damn proud since no fucker seemed to bother reading any of these when miss nude hp 2009 was running lol
CATAGORIES:
Abs
Butt
Legs
Cock
Full body Shot
There will be more tomorrow but Mr. Stu is busy getting his leg over!! lmao
